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Here's another issue with parasocial relationships: the sort of humor you use/jokes you tell with your close friends are not, necessarily, the same type of humor & jokes you ought

Ok Twitter I am asking you for HELP because I am sad. Please reply to this with WHOLESOME CAT PHOTOS. I would like to see pictures of your cattos at

[Homer Simpson whisper] the problem here is not on the consumer level The service industry existed before all of these things and was used in the exact same way. The

Look VeggieTales taught me morality. They are the only reason I am not a remorseless monster and also why I never eat tomatoeshttps://twitter.com/KevKoeser/status/1386330011754401799 Also Prince of Egypt is not Christian.

Ok so I've been putting off tweeting about this because it's been hard but unfortunately, Cupcake passed away last week She fought super hard but in the end, the cancer

If we white people want to make a constructive stand against white supremacy and the continued violence enacted against Black people there's one thing we absolutely MUST do:talk to our

Hey did you know cats benefit from regular nail trims?? Well they do! Cats don't necessarily wear their nails down enough through their daily activities and if their claws get

There's something so viscerally uncomfortable about fifteen year olds attempting to tell queer adults how to define themselves & then refusing to accept that historical context is a thing Btw

Hey so here's a super hot take from me, a person who has lots of hot takes about writing and writing-while-queer (best Olympic sport tbh): let queer ppl tell the

oh my god my husband just walked into the kitchen where I'm sitting and said "look, I know this is a big decision and we'd have to think about it

Queen Elizabeth: Charles! What have you done?Prince Charles w/ a knife: what needed to be done Mother. Keeping Father locked in a prison of rotting flesh--I had to free himElizabeth:

You know what really grinds my gears? When people say things like "my cat/this cat/any cat acts like a dog!"It's like no, the cat is acting like a cat but