i'm gonna see if i can get my headphones to work and if i can i'm gonna watch A New Hope

HOES IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING, HOES!!!
THIS IS A NEW HOPE LIVETWEET THREAD NOW!!!!

wow...the theme does give me serotonin still! thanks mr williams!

watching 3p0 and r2 try to evade blaster shots is so funny, 3p0's doesn't have knees and r2 can only roll at medium speed

LEIA!!! MY LEADER!!!!

vader crushin necks

OVERWEIGHT GLOB OF GREASE!!!! THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!

leia said fuck 12!

3p0 got barbie articulation

r2d2: shut the hell UP, i'm full of secrets!!!!!!

they stole a whole bitch!! droids have rights!!!

GONK DROID!! BEST DROID!!!

where's my boy

LUKAS VIVIENNE SKYWALKER!! ON SITE!!!!

"alright, shut up."
"shutting up, sir"

butiwasgoingintotoshestationtopickupsome POWER CONVERTEEERRSS!!!!

he said it as one word it was so funny, i love luke he's just a brat

"i've worked with him before" 3p0 that's your wife

R2 REALLY SAID WHAT'S WHAT
DUMPY LITTLE TURD

"this little r2 unit has become a bit eccentric"
ASDFKL HE JUST THROWS R2 ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BUS

"no i don't think he likes you!"
THE FACT R2 WOULD CARE....OOF

WIZARD!!!!!

"where are you going?"
"looks like i'm going nowhere :("
okay mister angsty teen

binary sunset..........fire track

can i just say
Mark Hamilll rules, i like that guy a lot

okay if obi-wan made that noise in my direction i would run too, that was cursed as hell

alec once gave mark 20 dollars to go away

i love that obi-wan has Village Witch status
he's not a jedi master, he's just some weird old bint who lives in the dunes and acts Mysterious

"i'm done for"
"no you're not! what kind of talk is that!"
i need luke to tell me i'm not done for too

issa....issa light saber....

every time i go to my local anime con i am almost seduced by the lightsaber booth
they will finally win me over this year, i fear

leia's diplomat voice is so funny...she's tryna sound professional

GRAND MOFF!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!

god imagine being that iconic and sinister while the camera carefully hides the fact you're not even wearing shoes....wish i was on peter's level

bro they killed all the jawas!!

CRISP

there was like 9 other storm troopers not getting hypnotized and they just
let obi leave

"this little one's not worth the effort" yeah please leave luke alone he is very small and very stupid

homeboy at the bar didn't even stop vaping while the fight happened

MY WEED GUY'S HERE!!!!

han: (talks ship tech)
luke: (heart eyes but like, discretely)

greedo looks like a coosh ball

I FORGOT THEY EDITED BOBA INTO THE NEW CUT FOR NO REAL REASON
KING SHIT IS BACK IN TOWN!!!!!!

bye babe, there was no reason for you to be here at all but i'll still miss you!!!!

i just remembered Hader voice Han in the Bad Lip Reading dub

STENCH!!!

bros pettin bros

shut up kid, i'm vibing

they didn't HAVE to put in a bonk sound effect on that one trooper, that is so rude!!!

oh man they gave r2 the aux cord

aw man luke and biggs never got to have that tea spill :(

"you got to come back. you wouldn't want my life to get boring, would you?"
I'M CRYING? IN THIS GOOGLE CHROME BROWSER??

the helmets are cool

tarkin: why the fuck would i leave now?? when we're about to win???
tarkin, minutes later:............

the little yellow jacket....thot apparel

okay! i love star wars, i forgot i did for a while but i dooo