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FreedomFriesInc
(1) I'd never heard of Dan Harmon before today. If you're like me, and want to find out why his name is being discussed, here's a video with the video
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Justice J
JusticeTierney
LIZZO LITERALLY GOT FAT SHAMED WHILE EXERCISING AND YALL THINK THIS SHIT IS CUTE AND FUNNY! FUCK ALL OF YALL.https://twitter.com/jj_djcritical/status/1276346567642034176 for clarification: i don’t gaf about saweetie eating what she
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Preeti Chhibber
runwithskizzers
L M A O THE CORRECTIONS????!!!!https://twitter.com/byers90/status/1246771568958636032 I just love the idea of feeling no embarrassment whatsoever at admitting you haven't noticed a book since 2001. "I don't read book reviews
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Alexa Heinrich
HashtagHeyAlexa
I really don’t understand why Facebook insists on having Page Manager features in the main app when they have an entire app strictly for managing Facebook Pages. I want MORE
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Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬
afrosypaella
Patriarchy really does only allow women to feel celebrated when we get married or are pregnant—emphasizing that our worth lies only within proximity to men. What’s worse is that so
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Lil Mbuzi Vert
GOATeDigital
Oats tricks the body into thinking it’s protein loading cause of it’s cummy texture https://twitter.com/miss_saney/status/1252493350428524544 Niggas gonna act like they’ve never cranked that Soulja boi and it landed on their
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lindsey blue
lindseyblue
I am watching the entirety of the marvel universe for the first time so obviously this merits a twitter thread We tackled Iron Man last weekend, which is one of
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Cake
Cakeinacrisis_
Self-improvement Twitter is a funny thing...You've got:-Divorced men failing to mention the plates they spin are actual plates from the Saturday night all you can eat buffet at wok &
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#RepealSSMPA☭
Kayode_ani
Funny enough, the people in these countries think exactly the OPPOSITE. https://twitter.com/Jaydon225/status/1385178521769762816 Notice how those who were living during the collapse regret it the most. I don't think the situation
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bronata is TALL
kzoumes
RIDA / AKAASHI- tired of everyone /s / mean jokes around a lot / rlly smart sense of humor- thinker they think a lot / loves their friends super /
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Marijn "i before j" van Putten
PhDniX
One of the canonical readers of the Quran, Ḥamzah, often goes by the name Ḥamzah al-Zayyāt "Ḥamzah the oil salesman". But where did he get that name from?al-ʿAskarī (d. 382
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𝕁𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕪 |𝐅𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓|
arifanboying
To anyone who is currently making fun of the Manchester bombing and using the Beirut explosion as a platform for your sick fucking jokes: Fuck you. You sick fucks are
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🛡I HYPE LAYCON/MERCY💡
Mercenary_K
My opinion!Icons shouldn’t hype other housemates and forget who they Stan.Don’t unnecessarily hype A to spite B,because in the end,you are only helping A win more fans. There is no
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daledo
drecc_2
Ok I’ve been sipping on some tea for a little and I’m ready to spill it: A Thread Over the last few years I’ve gotten a handful of messages on
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🦇Hime🦇
HimeTweets
It's funny how many people see "redemption" and read "atonement". No. A redemption arc doesn't HAVE to consist in a list of heroic, selfless or good activities the ex-villain performs
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𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘬𝘦 ッ
augunpin
Hi I came here to reveal to y'all yet another pointless ranking from the Pointless Jury, since we were once again bored last night. this time we ranked.....NUMBERS !! (0-9)
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