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flrtyouri
my fake pop opinions ; a thread timezone had roty secured but now that girls hour debuted they don’t have a chance mowi rookies deserve so much more and i
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rishi alwani
RishiAlwani
Funny how everyone hating on China for buying HDFC shares fails to realise that a lot of startups here depend on Chinese investment to get things off the ground, even
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sujata¹ᴰ claims track 6 on z3
S0URD1ESEL27
what my 6 y/o brother thinks about the members of one direction : a wholesome thread zayn : "he's funny! can he be my brother?" louis : "his voice is
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Slut Drop Sam
SpiffySpiderKat
Guys here are some tips on how to DM a woman. If you aren't interested feel free to keep scrolling. Still here? Ok let's go 1. Have a good reason
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May Carlen 🕷
may_carlen
I’ve ditched almost all the «suddenlies» in my first book. I feel so much slimmer. Which other words should be ditched? It’s funny so many says ‘that’ because I had
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Z a n d r é
Zandretjie04
So you want me now?That's funnyCause you didn't give a, back thenComin' back around, so sorry Cause there's no room in my bed and I'm all good nowSomeone else is
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bukguyoon
rating the near 200 dramas i’ve seen using a number generator - thread 61. what’s wrong with secretary kim?- acting? immaculate - chemistry? she’s definitely there - 8/10 189. tharntype:
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Biggie Longs
ShawnTheDon8
I don't endorse Trump but I honestly have no problem with him. I don't mind 4 more years of him, he's funny, nonchalant, & spreads the racism around to other
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LAT Entertainment
latimesent
.@elonmusk is about to make his controversial “Saturday Night Live” debut. Here's why it is a notable moment for the variety programhttps://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2021-05-07/elon-musk-snl-cast-bowen-yang-pete-da
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Brianna da Silva
Brianna_daSilva
The way some feminists talk about "THE PATRIARCHY" has me chuckling. The things that get blamed on this Mysterious Patriarchy (many that are actually explained by biology) are....... genuinely funny.
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Slimed Snake
ThoughtSlime
A couple of people have pointed this out to me, but do I speak too slowly? maybe the issue is that I need to be more high energy rather than
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lex’s gonna be okay
nichclasmiller
fearless (taylor’s version) livetweet thread i’m starting with the vault songs since i doubt i’ll have much to say abt the rerecords tbh and yeah i’m starting with you all
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The Zach Moss Show
ZachMoss6
Hello,I just started a YouTube channel covering news, politics, and current events *with sources listed*.I also sprinkle in funny stories to balance the doom and gloom.My goal is 1K subscribers.If
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kevinwilliams
kevvwill
What's funny is that once in a lifetime athletes such as Messi get used by everyone. Fans, media outlets, his club, everyone. He's pressed, prodded, marketed, bought and sold. He
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Tom Worth
tomworthtweets
I’ve worked out who’s to blame for this mess. We’re in this situation being governed by incompetent fuckwits because they won the last election... They won that election because of
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LM | Kimchidip (forma de bad)
kimchidip
Reminder that if you're against racism but don't give a shit about ableism and the rights of the disabled, you're a fucking asshole and should feel like shit A very
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