I’ve worked out who’s to blame for this mess. We’re in this situation being governed by incompetent fuckwits because they won the last election...
They won that election because of Brexit
The Brexit vote was won because Boris Johnson threw his political weight behind leaving the EU.
Boris Johnson had political weight because he was the former mayor of London
He was mayor of London because he was “funny” as a guest host of Have I Got News For You.
Have I got News For You only had guest hosts because Angus Deayton shagged some prostitutes.
So basically what I’m saying is that we’re in this mess because Angus Bloody Deayton couldn’t keep his dick in his pants.
Thanks a bunch Deayton