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Rich Villodas
richvillodas
Pat Robertson’s eschatology would be funny if it weren’t for the fact that some in the congregation I lead hold the same views. So, because it isn’t funny, when
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slushy🌈
slushyisdead
like this and i'll write something nice abt u (mutuals only) i'll get to this after i come back from the dentists lol micheal !! haven't talked to u much
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abjörtia cliniqué
fagsIut
hi ur so fucking funny omg ur music opinions suck sometimes but ur one of my fav mutuals on here love u one of my oldest mutuals love u
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jiminprnt
MASTER THREAD OF EVERYTHING CHOICE MUSIC LA (@ChoiceMusicLa) HAS DONE please retweet and spread so others can know about this !! 1. the post that started this discussion, made
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Mex
MEXCIO4
Judging you based off of you're fav mcyt CC: A thread :] Dream:- Thank you for shielding all of mcyttwt btw- You're probably from kpoptwt- Stop telling ppl to dye
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kaz !!
_iHugEmerson
my opinions on zodiac signs - a thread pisces - funny sometimes - you're probably really pretty - i really like you- i think you're neat :] aquarius - I
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nctdaoying
Mark: Doyoungie hyung bought the Melona cake and we were eating (when someone suggested that) the person who loses rock paper scissors gets smashed in the face by the cake.
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J. Christian Nuccio
Oiccun
"Army officer sexually assaulted and robbed after reporting he drank drug-laced champagne" is another way to write that headline.I'm also DEEPLY uninterested in any argument that sounds like "(s)he shouldn't
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Totally not a Kampala ❼
MockingSpongeBb
Have you heard American coronavirus jokes? They are very funny.Is lie. They are sad.1/2 American, he is in comedy club. He says “What is deal with coronavirus?”Silence.He squint into audience.
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evian bottle full of vodka
missmollymary
i think it's so funny that the rolling stone list of 500 greatest albums of all time, originally compiled in 2003 and revised in 2012, had sgt. pepper as their
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ghostinpost
thread of my favorite tiktok influencers @celesterikaa - i originally found her thru this tiktok she did w the joker audio & it was dope, a lot of her
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SCOTT CAWTHON #DAB2020
jarrheadd_
tubbo stans- not everyone has to like you, not everyone has to think you’re nice or cool quackity stans - being funny or making jokes won’t make your problems go
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Bee
JustDGK
teaching twitter language to new twitter users part 1-oomf- one of my followersmoot- mutual (aka someone whom you follow and they follow you back)HELP- used when someone thinks something is
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hyruIehero
i’m bored. it’s 2 am. here’s funny videos saved on my phone these are all gonna be by deadave me every day not super funny but i
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Feminist Witch
DonCorleANN
Roxane Gay says after being gang raped all she wanted was to eat. To make her body big because a bigger body would protect her. I just wanted to have
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disco_socialist
ugh, twitter is giving me a sad today. this exchange. "very efficient"?citation needed. what's wrong with it is that I don't really like the idea of these murderers being a
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