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VantiAvi
Some of y'all can't accept that your idols can make mistakes, so you find every excuse to make the offended the villains. Plus why listen to us? We're just delusional
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Craftsdwarf Fantasia
Craftsdwarf
So I ended up thinking more about the stream last night, and I guess in particular what came to me was toxic masculinity and ‘women aren’t funny’. Like the latter
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Asterios Kokkinos, America's Uncle
asterios
The Joker would be a lot funnier if he stopped murdering people and took an improv class He spends so little time making jokes Dumping money out a hot air
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Rebecca Watson
rebeccawatson
why do people love dunking on Friends lately? Oh a SITCOM aimed at the 1997 middle class doesn’t delight you, 2020 woke bitch? SHOCKING. you dumbass, sitcoms are always mediocre.
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Q (They/Them)
mckquackerz
hi i have tics. here’s some of my mcyt vocal tics and my rating/explanation of each one. “k!lled a woman, feeling good”8/10 its random but funny. not good to say
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minefarts
wait do this my private tweets are funny i think BANGS ON DOOR this acc is so d worded please don’t tell me you guys kept the mutual just to
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“Celia”
_celia_bedelia_
Gleefully calling people fat isn’t funny. Just an FYI. so yeah - I didn't say anything about a specific person. I said a general thing. So many people use any
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yeunfilm
here's a thread of 5sos + incorrect quotes from tumblr that i thought we're so fucking funny at 1 am all creds to independentassbitch on tumblr!! here's one everyone in
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Rami Ismail (رامي)
tha_rami
Very excited that despite the growing Islamophobia & xenophobia we're back in 2006 where a wealthy English man pretends to a be a clueless asshole with exaggeratedly offensive cultural views
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geoff: the account
geoff_stemen
random thoughts about entertainment and literature:comedy & tragedy are closer than we think why do people love The Office? it’s funny, duh. but its jokes (like Dilbert’s) are funny because
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Tabitha McIntosh
TabitaSurge
Read ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’ with a room of 17 year old girls today and it took them 10 cold seconds to decide that he was an
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Acting Director of Comedy - Troy Walker
TroyWalkeresq
When I was in middle school there was a kid who was being bullied. I didn't participate, but I didn't intervene. I told my mom about it in passing a
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anti-ass eater ⁷ MᴇᴛLɪғᴇ D1
pinknammie
I’m not gon say too much about this topic because there’s already a lot of ppl saying stuff about it but I just need to let y’all know how not
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UcopLapar
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be
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marysia
marysiandrist
this is so stupid but i want to do this bc it looks fun pls like this so it’s hard for ppl to figure out which one is theirs also
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😷↔️😷protect the vulnerable. selfish isn’t cool
Eman3abdallah
Today the stages of my laugh have been documented for the first time. The person making me laugh was not the one taking the pictures, she was on my side,
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