"Army officer sexually assaulted and robbed after reporting he drank drug-laced champagne" is another way to write that headline.

I& #39;m also DEEPLY uninterested in any argument that sounds like "(s)he shouldn& #39;t have put themselves in that situation."

I& #39;m not disputing that it& #39;s wrong to visit a strip club as part of a work event.

I& #39;m saying that this story is written (and spoken) for laughs. It& #39;s not funny at the command level, and it& #39;s certainly not funny at the victim level.

This entire story was written based on a command investigation. I& #39;m sure that won& #39;t dissuade people from reporting sexual assault in the future (/s).

But I& #39;m super glad we could get some cheap thrills and make a few bucks off of a soldier& #39;s life-altering assault and robbery.