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Have you heard American coronavirus jokes? They are very funny.
Is lie. They are sad.
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Is lie. They are sad.
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American, he is in comedy club. He says “What is deal with coronavirus?”
Silence.
He squint into audience. Is no-one there. Comedy show was canceled.
Comedian die of coronavirus.
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Silence.
He squint into audience. Is no-one there. Comedy show was canceled.
Comedian die of coronavirus.
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American joke is like American preventable disease
Everybody gets it.
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Everybody gets it.
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Italian, Chinese man, & American walk into bar.
Bartender greet them and pour three drinks, and say “If you can tell me what is in drinks, you get to go in back with Sasha.”
Chinese man, he drink. He die
Italian, he drink, and say—he die
American, he drink. “Is leaded water!
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Bartender greet them and pour three drinks, and say “If you can tell me what is in drinks, you get to go in back with Sasha.”
Chinese man, he drink. He die
Italian, he drink, and say—he die
American, he drink. “Is leaded water!
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Is only water in America.”
”Ah, very good,” says bartender. “You get to go in back with Sasha.”
American, he go through door in back. He is outside. Is dark. Cold too.
Sasha is COVID-19 carrier.
Is okay. Is end to suffering.
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”Ah, very good,” says bartender. “You get to go in back with Sasha.”
American, he go through door in back. He is outside. Is dark. Cold too.
Sasha is COVID-19 carrier.
Is okay. Is end to suffering.
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Man he hear knock on door.
“Who is?”
“Is CDC! I come give free coronavirus test!”
American man he is so excite. He open door.
Was lie. Is not CDC. Is ICE.
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“Who is?”
“Is CDC! I come give free coronavirus test!”
American man he is so excite. He open door.
Was lie. Is not CDC. Is ICE.
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Two Americans look at clouds.
One see necessary medication.
Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
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One see necessary medication.
Other see impossible dream.
Is same cloud.
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Knock knock
Who is?
American.
American who?
Please let me in. Shelter is closed for coronavirus and I have no home.
Man at door is shot.
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Who is?
American.
American who?
Please let me in. Shelter is closed for coronavirus and I have no home.
Man at door is shot.
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Is joke: what are one coronavirus testing kit say to other coronavirus testing kit?
Premise absurd. Who have coronavirus testing kit?
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Premise absurd. Who have coronavirus testing kit?
9/10
American jokes funny.
Man laugh.
Then bank repossess man’s house during pandemic.
Man is sad again.
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Man laugh.
Then bank repossess man’s house during pandemic.
Man is sad again.
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Boy, he go to father. “Father I am study English to make good life in America & earn much money so we never again go hungry”
Father, he is so proud
Son go to America! Is happy for new start
Son get Resident card
Son get Resident card revoked
Son die of coronavirus in cage.
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Father, he is so proud
Son go to America! Is happy for new start
Son get Resident card
Son get Resident card revoked
Son die of coronavirus in cage.
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Man wait to vote blue. Line for voting is gathering of many people. Man catch coronavirus in line, die waiting. Is very funny, no?
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12/13
How many American necessary to change lightbulb?
Just one!
But then he die. Man who package light bulb from amazon not wash his hands.
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Just one!
But then he die. Man who package light bulb from amazon not wash his hands.
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Many people mad. “Why are you say is joke? All are sad! Many people die.”
Joke is not that people die from coronavirus.
Joke is American medicine, which let people die from coronavirus.
Is no funny to you? Is okay. Is not my jokes.
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Joke is not that people die from coronavirus.
Joke is American medicine, which let people die from coronavirus.
Is no funny to you? Is okay. Is not my jokes.
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