The Joker would be a lot funnier if he stopped murdering people and took an improv class
He spends so little time making jokes

Dumping money out a hot air balloon then poisoning people isn't funny, dude
Blowing up a hospital isn't funny, dude
Killing the entire audience of The David Letterman Show isn't funny, dude
He does more laughing than telling jokes, he should just be called "The Laugher"
The Joker is an incredible performer, that's not the issue. The issue is his material.

I think he just needs writers!
He's always like, "Society is the joke, morality is the joke, justice is the joke"

None of those things are jokes

He should try telling jokes
He doesn't even have a podcast
Honestly, The Riddler is funnier because a lot of his riddles contain jokes

They should call The Riddler "The Joker" and The Joker "The Murderer"
All of The Jokers props are also unfunny

Who the hell uses a joy buzzer?

Can you imagine if you shook a new coworker's hand and he had a joy buzzer?

It would be so awkward

You'd fake laugh, then avoid him for the rest of your life
Can you imagine if your co-worker asked, "Wanna smell my flower?"

If that flower had acid in it, you'd be like, "Oh thank god, now I get to die"
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