Read ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’ with a room of 17 year old girls today and it took them 10 cold seconds to decide that he was an incel bitching about being friendzoned

Reader, I could not argue

Fellas: if you want to get with a girl, try talking to her instead of writing poems about her hairy disarticulated limbs

Important note: they were being funny. Very funny. Some of you should try that. https://twitter.com/TabitaSurge/status/1388206163599179780

Random sample of student work in this unit for people worried that I am committing literary or pedagogical crimes

Every time one of you laughs at the original tweet, an angry man with no sense of humour gets his wings