this is so stupid but i want to do this bc it looks fun pls like this so it’s hard for ppl to figure out which one is theirs also it’s not gonna be that outta pocket probably more like a tbh
idk you but ik u were a theatre kid from kamiak so... on thin ice
you are the sweetest person ive ever met and i trust u so much and i am so grateful u are in my life and sometimes you are too much but it’s the same way I am too much so it’s okay
you annoy me lol but ur probably not a bad person
you annoy me and seem like you care too much about status
some of my friends don’t like u so I feel like I shouldn’t like u out of loyalty but I think ur funny lol
you are my second closest friend from stan twitter and im really glad we are friends u are súper funny and ily and I hope we only continue to get closer!!
you are one of my favorite people in the world if not my favorite person and idk what I’d do without u and I genuinely don’t want to imagine that because scary wtf
idk u that well but u seem cool and I love ur Twitter and I hope we can become better friends also sometimes u reply to my tweets but don’t like them and it would bother me but it’s more kind of intimidating in a way that makes u seem cooler
u are genuinely a really really good person and even tho im sort of the 2nd girl u turned gay that is actually a good thing because the fact that u were my comphet crush is actually reflective of the fact that u r the PARAGON of masculinity and everything that str8 girls want :)
you talk about yourself too much and it pisses me off sometimes
I have like 3 Twitter gfs (dont hate the player) but ur my favorite and ur so funny and I think we are very compatible in ANY context ;)
i love u but not ur social media presence im sorry it annoys me so much but irl u are fantastic
I don’t rlly know u but ur tweets are funny and recently there’s been a lot of bangers and we’ve interacted a little so i hope we get closer :)) ur also rlly pretty
ur my least favorite Twitter gf LOL but u seem nice hope we can be friends
i love u so much I am so glad we met even tho we haven’t hung out thattt much every moment ive spent w u is a blessing, you are one of my funniest friends and i have faith we will continue to get closer despite going to different schools :)
ur ego is big and I have heard bad things about u from other people but I have no problems w u personally and I think we get along very well and I always enjoy talking to u :)
my third closest friend from stan twitter... I love u on principle, you’re a sweetheart and also very funny and i love that we have gotten closer
you are a little basic but I don’t think ur a bad person, don’t rlly know u that well, maybe you are less basic upon further examination
don’t really know how to feel about you, not a fan of your friend group and I have heard things but you haven’t done anything to me personally and u seem fine
ONLY STRAIGHT? MAN WITH RIGHTS you are so fucking funny and cool and dress nice and I really want to be closer with you oh my god very glad we have a couple more years at UW together also i would like to sm**e with you if I ever build up the courage to do so again
u are kind of intimidating and I think u are very funny and smart and I want to be better friends w u but whenever I talk to u over social media it makes me nervous.. but like... in a sexy way
you unfollowed me on Instagram even tho we were sort of friends and that kind of pissed me off and now we are mutuals and idrk how to feel about it like there’s no beef but it still bothers me a little
you are my favorite person from stan twit ily SO much and u deserve the world, feels weird we have never actually FaceTimed we’ve gotten close but never actually, but that’s okay ur so funny literally 1 of my funniest friends and u are very cool and make me cooler by association
big crush on u i am begging u to be my gf except i want to **** other g*rls first so i can have a greater breadth of experience bc u are intimidating as shit
No idea who u are but ur tweets are pretty good most of the time
u are a theatre kid but i trust u implicitly u also seem cool and very nice and ur tweets are of consistently high caliber
U always say u like me but I feel like I annoy u I’m so sorry if I annoy u u are so funny and a great friend love talking to u hope we get closer and I feel like we wil
Idk u but u seem nice and pretty funny
I get weird vibes from u idk why but u seem funny?
I don’t know u and you tweet too much LMAO like just stuff that I don’t care about but that’s ur prerogative it’s just mostly not funny to me but sometimes it is so I don’t mute u
ur very kind and surprisingly funny and we talk less than I would like let’s talk more i think ur the jock friend I need because all my friends r nerds but ur a nerd and a jock zoe this is about u also speaking of let’s talk more jina rlly did stop talking to everyone huh
Idk u but based on pfp u look like a wlw, very nice
Don’t know u at all but u are gay, love that for you
U seem nice and I think we get along well, I appreciate u retweeting my anti-men content and glad we became mutuals even tho it was kind of random lmfao
idk u ur tweets are kind of quirky but that’s okay I don’t mind them :)
I loosely knew of u at kamiak but not ur name and ur tweets are surprisingly funny because honestly I would have expected u to be boring but that is based on literally no knowledge of u
i think this thread got messed up but Georgia u r liking this way too late tf it’s not anonymous now but I have always liked u you seem very cool and fun lmao
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