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JRocIsMajor_
Romanticizing the people within the canon of scripture has led to so much bad theology and doctrine itâs not even funny. like we think that because itâs the Bible, these
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evil updog
niceupdog
every now and then when you google your "username + 4chan" you get some interesting results i don't even know what the rest of it says cuz it leads to
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Patrick Skinner
SkinnerPm
A goal of terrorism is intimidation of the public and of public officials. As a local cop I would be, letâs say alarmed, I would be alarmed if I saw
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crow lovemail
vinegarfrog
- old mdzs oc and their super possessed sword that becomes their platonic life partner or whatever- i wanted to make clowns, friends and i made a little fruit troupe,
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đJDđ
slimeeater
it is wild how i have never been catcalled irl or harassed online more than when i was 14 it would literally happen any time i was out in public
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Ůhiba
KISSYWONDER
yall keep taking this out of context so im gonna explain what it actually means; he never said he thinks that being gay is a bad thing, he meant that
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Alex Deane
ajcdeane
Letâs tell stories about the pub. Iâll start.20 yrs ago (yes, Iâm old) I was watching an Arsenal game in a pub on Stroud Green Rd. It was a good
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shi
stonerjjba
I hate Twitter some of you guys are funny but the rest are a bunch of fuckin wimps. So what, my friends are gonna call me a âdykeâ. I donât
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hunter
hunterlantzman
imagine a catholic twitter draft and laughing to myself "Great pick--you want someone you can build a magazine around. When he's posting dril next to bad tweets, there's no one
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Ouaquaga on Chenango
JnxOuaquaga
I see this going around now and again. This is one of those double whammy jokes for adoptees.Ah, yes, my "kidnappers" want me to pretend everything is alright in public.
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angel
kamabvko
simply because i am bored hereâs my opinions on the zodiac signs aries- u guys are cool gimmie kith- mean- smart asf- why are you straight- stop procrastinating- great
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Blue haired Femnazi
poppy_not
I remember seeing this thread between a black person and a k-pop Stan white girl probs. And the thread was about the n-word, and the black person was like "Saying
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jordan !!!
gordamp_
nate's at work rn so im gonna talk shit about him before i have to go and take in my application here goes: bastard is literally one of the
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erica.
airwrecka128
David is sleep talking and he goes to me âWe need to get off the elevatorâI said âwhat?âHe goesâ the escalator... whatever it is. These people are taking forever.âMind you,
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arrowgatebooks
arrowgatebooks
The Adventures of Fred, Headley, and His Family.A thread http://arrowgatepublishing.com/2020/10/08/the-adventures-of-fred-headley-and-his-family/ âNever mistake law for justice. Justice is an ideal, and law is a tool.â â L.E Modesitt
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Maggie Baska
MaggieBaska
Happy Friday #CIPD & wider #HR community Has your team been participating in funny video calls to boost morale? Have any pictures of your fuzzy coworkers in action? I'm looking
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