David is sleep talking and he goes to me “We need to get off the elevator”

I said “what?”

He goes” the escalator... whatever it is. These people are taking forever.”

Mind you, he is sleeping

David is sleep talking again and we’ve been playing a lot of Super Mario Party so he says “Why do I feel like you’re about to get a 7 right now?”

“What?” I ask

“I feel like you’re about to roll a 7. You roll a 7 every time.”

Again, mind you. He. Is. Sleeping.

I’m just gonna use this thread every time David sleep talks something funny.