imagine a catholic twitter draft and laughing to myself

"Great pick--you want someone you can build a magazine around. When he's posting dril next to bad tweets, there's no one better. The late night sad-posting does make for a tough sell, and if he's going to get in those integralism threads, you want some veterans backing him up."

"Now this guy: look, I'll say he's got potential. He shows in the girls' replies a bit too much, and his takes are bland, but they seem to like him. That's what he is--standard. He's not gonna go viral anytime soon, but if you're looking for a solid 3rts/30likes guy, he's here."

"I understand taking a parody account. And look: he's had some winners. But you just wonder if the league's moving away from that sort of thing--we all saw the rise and fall of Vatican Googles. Can an old-school tweeter still get their stuff read on podcasts? Time will tell."

this would be so funny to run and have guys doing commentary for but i don't think you can draft accounts without feelings being hurt so rip that idea haha