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_Krizell_
ahaha i do love this thread but this dude literally hatin on everything but like scrubs and arrested development HAHAHA im crackin up, THATS a hot take.https://twitter.com/badboychadhoy/status/1249757730685976579 AND PSYCH. THESE
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Dan
dancooledaily
I’ve just been telling someone in my DMs about my most awkward date story, and I’ve decided that it’s too funny not to share with the whole of Twitter, so
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Thembi M 🧘🏾♀️ 🐉 🌙
ThembiMatroshe
In first and second year my friend was in a toxic cycle. I had run out of things to say. Our advice in general at that point was shitty because
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raveman
rave21392
Ryo's Mannerisms - being scared/frightened (a thread)Despite how he looks, Nishikido Ryo is actually quite timid & easily frightened. He has shown to be scared of SO MANY things. full
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Ari Scott
ariscott
I got the call at 4pm. He was not alone when he died. He was with a doctor & nurse, the nurse holding his hand.He was not alone. He was
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shormy¹²⁷ᵛ↺ TAEYONG DAY
ATEEZ1OF1
this is why kpop stans get bullied this app is so.... im abt to condone bullying if i start talking like this, will yall give me clout too? “hey, love.”
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🌜Moon / NANA NANA NANA NAAAAAAAAAA 7️⃣🎶🎶
moons0nata
takeryo pining but not REALIZING they are pining for each other and everyone around them being done continues to be so funny to metakeryo: [smiling at each other, giving each
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marcus
marcusjdl
When I was younger, my mum knew of a mixed race Black child whose white mother had divorced and got herself a new racist boyfriend who didn’t like walking down
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big indestructible moron
YeOldeBeyblade
you know how whales die and drift down to the bottom of the ocean and all the shit that lives in the benthic zone feeds on the carcass? a creature
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courtney 💜
acc_courtney
do you really think it's funny to harass me and call me a racist homophobic pedo? that's disgusting to say or even think about when it isnt true. kids on
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𝘛𝘑
ohTEEJ
maybe i still have a chance with her? fuck it hamster blunt https://twitter.com/i/events/1216709466923597825
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dream | blm | acab | NOYA MONTH
sakuraxdream
i am literally the main character. i don’t want to be. but here is my explanation:all of my irls do things because i do them first, they all start liking
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kyle
kend9I
anime’s i’ve watched :) - Yu Yu Hakusho -best anime of all time. 10/10 - Code Geass - Great anime with an AMAZING ending 10/10 - You’re lie in april
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chloe ♡ | STREAM COMMON SENSE
joshyxsmile
“it’s been six weeks since we’ve said our goodbyes” why is do it all again like lowkey highkey rini “excuse the mess i made when you were mine im still
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Kaya || ACAB
chaehosh_
reviewing my followers from 1 - 10: a thread: @mf_series 9: Very cool. very nice. he likes most of my tweets and rts my mk vids. he would be 10
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Sebas
OhLookBirdies
I know there's a long list to choose from, but I think the quote tweet is the worst change twitter ever made I will not be explaining further at this
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