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clem
kidmelpomene
me at 12 vs me at 21 https://twitter.com/tcemily_/status/1247567169333760001 this shit is so funny to me i was such an awkward scene kid
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haIfcoId
hey czennie? what’s so funny czennie this quiz would be a funny harmless joke if he wasn’t the only one in it with a scandal like that which was proven
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MartinCrypto
bnb_pro
@ASOS I’ve observed that the men’s tall jeans / joggers / sweatpants have been shit for the past 3 months. What happened to the asos I always knew?! @ASOS it’s
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Stop Racism
StopRac88155350
Exposing @sarahmalani Abuse This matter ain't funny Falsely claim herself as asian Keep harasing even after I apologise Try to threaten me
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Ruby
babsy_027
i’m not interested in filmmaking as a career, but i’ve always enjoyed dabbling in iti’ll describe some of the stuff i’ve done (and make it sound much better than it
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Louis, Your Good Friend
TwerkCobain
I would like to be friends with Brian David Gilbert hello @briamgilbert Listen, let me lay it out here. Am I as smart as you? Absolutely not. Am I as
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nia 🎀 // cw: hxh s5
niananami
my bestie started playing v3 so i’m making a thread of funny stuff they say - why DOES KAEDE LOOK LIKE THAT AS A BABY- bicon kaede ultimate penis- rantaro
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nohbebebear
KPOP group rankings, a thread. ITZY 10/10 Amazing dancers, bruh I still dislocate my shoulder tryna do the wannabe dance, amazing GG and one of the leaders of 4th gen
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IKILLMARS
@dreamwastaken @dreamhangout u are a cishet white man. u cannot make jokes and bet laughing at minorities struggle its not funny and will never be. i like u and ur
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Rafa
CODEKCAT
code kunst as your boyfriend; a thread - loves to date you, takes you to parks, cafes, museums, or simply walking aimlessly hand in hand; - totally that boyfriend material
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namzooning
Li Bowen Li Standin @QuotedReplies Guys im funny 7/10 times so its time follow me or something Why is this almost at 1k
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amateurCatalyst
fun fact: enbukyoku aline tough was, in fact, recorded and MANUALLY oto'd when i was severely physically ill and most strings were recorded while i also was on rivotril because
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sweet but chaotic little starfighter 😈
villainouschild
Alright fuck it, let’s do it. Irredeemable Villains I’d Let Clap These Cheeks, a thread(This is a horny shitpost I’m making while waiting for fics to update, y’all better not
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Dr. Erik Wade
erik_kaars
THREAD: So I study medieval sex, and what *fascinates* me are sex acts that don't get discussed in medieval texts. Take analingus/rimming: almost NEVER mentioned, but it appears *all the
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jorbs
JoINrbs
my favorite erroneous data/outlier story:uncle was running a study on fish and had students helping note down behavioral data. everyone's collecting data, it all looks pretty consistent, all good. ONE
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SG
GrandeArsenal
i’ll only do for random 5-10 people if this gets too many likes you’re very pretty, i love your avi and you’ve a different way about how you tweet which
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