i am literally the main character. i don’t want to be. but here is my explanation:
all of my irls do things because i do them first, they all start liking anime bc of me, they start listening to my music, they copy my phrases ex. rn i won’t stop saying “yeah yeah” and they do it

i basically live a double life, irl and on twitter like barely any of my irls follow me

i am so FUNNY i am the FUNNIEST person i have ever met, i have trauma that turned into humor and i can make anything into a joke

i am failing school. now this seems irrelevant, but in almost every movie, the main character either has straight As or is failing every class, which ends up tutoring or gets tutored by their love interest

a lot happens like i go to parties and stuff sometimes even tho i’m not popular