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END0FLIF3
school counselors be like “this stays between us” then call the cops i am projecting,,,,let me it’s ok guys just stream my chemical romance and u will b ok i
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Messer Best
MesserBest
I think I get stabbed on Holby City this morning. When it was aired initially, a guy I went to school with, who I hadn’t spoken to in about 7
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Pαul
JustFedererFan
Fedfans hear me out :Who cares about anyone breaking Roger's slam record?1st of all, records are always broken, that one and many others will eventually get broken, & that's FINE.
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Jay Baruchel 🇨🇦
BaruchelNDG
U.S. accused of 'Wild West methods' by seizing N95 masks destined for other countries | CBC Newshttps://www.cbc.ca/news/business/3m-n95-masks-1.5520326?__vfz=medium%3Dsharebar Repulsive. Remember this. Dismissing the pandemic as a hoax and th
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Michael, Field Marshal of ANTIFA
INTLmischief
So, yesterday I went out for takeout b/c I was lazy & didn't want to cook. On my way, a KY State Trooper appeared behind me.I didn't panic & wasn't
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skyguysaga for most likely to date a clone? ♡
skyguysaga
how echo could have known fives was dead after he was rescued, a thread a. echo was hooked up to the separatist database for years, and we know that tup
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Lola Okunrin
lollypeezle
The Rat and the Rat Trap!!! A lesson Thread On a small farm, lived a farmer and his wife. The farmer has a Chicken, a pig and a cow
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Justin Garrison
rothgar
I've realized an issue with job hoping in my own career with how I approach engineering design.I had 2 jobs where I stayed for less than 2 years. This bias
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Dr Siouxsie Wiles
SiouxsieW
It’s weird seeing people (or bots?) use my birth name as a way to belittle me. I was born Susanna. Here’s a short thread on how I came to be
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Hairball @ home 🆘🌊
orangepeel18
Here's the problem in a nutshell.Under Reagan, the rich decided they liked tax breaks and deregulation and decided they wanted more. Soon it became an addiction. Selfishness became a virtue
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Jordan Sweeto
JordanSweeto
Just had my second lucid dream ever only a couple days after my first wtf!! You guys this is so insanely cool to me I’m so happy For those
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hannah whitten
hwhittenwrites
scenario: you are a waiter at Olive Garden. You bring a table their salad and offer them cheese from that grinder thing. They're like hell yeah we love cheese! So
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Ajay
SWBFExpress
I have been very active on Twitter lately and unfortunately, this is going to change as of tomorrow. For the past few weeks, I have been sitting at home doing
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antihero_kate
antihero_kate
I “felt” government under Obama from the ACA and recession. I felt it when I lost my job, we lost our private health insurance due directly to ACA policy (I
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🏳️⚧️ alfonseluvr @ bruno pls? | B L M 🏳️🌈
lineraway
okay i wanna talk abt my summoner ocs. do i have refs that i'm gonna post? no but why would i let that stop me(technically i have refs for one
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𝚁𝙴𝙸𝙽𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙰𝙽 ⚔️
ReinerAdrianP
If you're starting out here on TwitterHere's 5 things I say to myself EVERYDAY.This thread will inspire you | SHORT THREAD | 1. Your time will comeWe all started at
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