I think I get stabbed on Holby City this morning. When it was aired initially, a guy I went to school with, who I hadn’t spoken to in about 7 years, sent me a DM on Facebook to say my acting wasn’t very believable. Hahahahaha

Once I was at a bar with some people who thought my being on television was much more interesting than I did. Someone told a young lady that I was on Holby. She said “god you aren’t that awful Irish one are you” and I was. Hahahahahaha

I was recognised very rarely, because I was a minor character who appeared maybe twice a month. One time I *was* recognised was when I was in a department store attempting to buy lacy underwear (FOR MY GIRLFRIEND) and the sales assistant loudly said “ooooh is that for Connie

Beauchamp hahahahaha!!” I was fucking mortified. She called over her mate to point it out and everything. “Look Jane, I’m asking if it’s for Connie Beauchamp hahahahaha!” Hahahahaha fucks sake.

Once I was in a nice restaurant and a woman kept looking over and eventually said “I know you from somewhere” and I said “no, I don’t think so” and Sarah smiled knowingly and said “oh just tell her” and the woman said again, I’m sure I know you and I said “I’m on television,

Holby City...” and the woman screwed her face up like she was offended at the suggestion and said “oh I don’t watch that. You just look like my son’s friend I think.” Hahahahaha fucks sake.