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Shirley-Anne McMillan
shirleyannemcm
Today I need: words from NI which are not swears but which denote 'd*ckhead' as strongly as possible. 'Eejit' is a bit too light. I'm thinking more like 'glipe'. Anything
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Daniel Keohane
KeohaneDan
Hi everyone, it’s been a while since I last tweeted. I was in an awful state back then, at the end of June. I will come back to that in
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Anita O'Hara
nitsohara
Sister-in-law had her driving test today. There are three possible spots they use to test reversing round a corner, and one of them she just couldn’t master. So Stepdad Ken
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Holly !
hollynottaken
I saw one of these for non Americans so now I’m going to do an ‘answer these questions if you aren’t British/ English’ thread. How many countries (not including islands)
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tallcailín
tallcailin
This place is getting angry tonight so before I go to bed I will tell you the story of when I was in college and on a J1 in New
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🌻 Becky 🌻
chaos_in_calm
Alrighty lads!The Irish Slang challenge is here *should have asked @netflix, @CBCTelevision and Jedward for sponsorship *There are 15 phrases that I've written into context of the show (I've saved
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Jessica Mary, Builder - 5G/Covid-19 Testing Masts
jessieheels
@MarianKeyes so, can I tell you this story about what a massive eejit I am? It kind of involves you. We're sitting down watching the South Westerlies and talking about
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Aidan Comerford
AidanCTweets
There's a Canadian gender critical guy, Chris Elston, who has styled himself as "Billboard Chris," and made it his misson to get the "I love JK Rowling" message out, and
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YASS Jury
YassJury
CW// JendrikJendrik and his stans, do NOT open this thread. I repeat do not. Moving on to Germany @zittiebuonis - 0.0"i wish i could give this negatives. it makes
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Rebecca Laffan
becca_laffan
THREAD I've been meaning to do this for a while, and now I guess I've all the time in the world Those who know me in real life (what
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James Barry
JamesBarry1789
Let's sum up in a thread what's going on in Ireland this week around unisex toilets in schools. The Department of Education has published guidelines that specify toilets in new
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Jim Grace
mac_puck
Brace for mega thread on "ALL THEM RULES INNIT"There is a type of of brexiter who is motivated not by xenophobia, or Empire nostalgia, or buccaneering trade fantasies, but instead
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Miss Self-Sufficient USA
legalist217
guess who's never seen AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) (thread) watching on my tv, typing on my wireless keyboard, fidgeting with my phone. am rapidly remembering that I'm an extremely fidgety person.
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