CW// Jendrik

Jendrik and his stans, do NOT open this thread. I repeat do not. Moving on to Germany 🇩🇪
@zittiebuonis - 0.0
"i wish i could give this negatives. it makes me feel so violent, like i hear the start then i immediately go feral and wake up in a car park 4 hours later, shoeless and covered in blood "
@BEMB0M - 0.0
"i hate online pile-ons but if this man is the victim it is more than welcome. condescending, hypocritical, patronising shite being preached to us by an annoying eejit picked up off the hamburg sewers. (1/2)
wouldn’t mind it if he deliberately did this as a joke entry but he’s serious and genuinely thinks he’s broadcasting an important message. get yourself to fuck jendrik." (2/2)
@DenzelDiMare - 0.0
This man genuinely annoys me on so many fucking levels. First the quirky irritating shit. His entire personality is being annoying as fuck. Then his stans who defend him for doing literally the weirdest shit like?!?!? (1/?)
We get it Jendrik, You Don't Feel Hate, but for someone who doesn't, you spend an awful lot of time on giving attention to your haters. So sad I cannot give this a negative score because he deserves it. 2/?
Also the man is not UwU at all, man probably smells like he didn't shower since he left the womb. That was the man. Now the "song". What the fuck is that shit? The lyrics? Cringe. 3/?
he Music Video? Cringe and offensive. Also who the fuck thought the radio part in German was a good idea? What does it add? Literally nothing. 4/?
How did NDR ever think a song with a TAP BREAK in the song would be funny. This is genuinely the worst song ever in the history of this contest. 5/?
A contest that was meant to unite a continent torn appart by war. This song does not unite, if anything it causes wars. 6/6
@jaydelizzie - 0.0
"Really just sounds like the kid that was best friends with all their teachers in school that showed him all their anti-bullying posters. Probably pisses his pants too. The office staff are familiar with him, that’s all I’m saying."
@thedragtumour - 0.0
this “song” is one of the worst pieces of music I have ever had the immense displeasure of listening to. from his dookie ass attitude to the song being cringe as fuck to everything else around it. 1/?
this sounds like something a middle school GSA (derogatory) would come up with as some sort of gotcha for bullies. however instead of working it makes it 100x worse. 2/?
maybe bullying is okay sometimes. honest contender for worst eurovision song ever in the history of the contest. everything about this entry and this man screams manchild with absolutely ZERO self awareness and it’s very fucking cringe to watch. 3/?
this is all you could come@up with Germany?? lemme see the other acts in the NF NOW. f word 4/4
@enmegsohasem - 2.0
"I don't fully hate it but I still dislike it! The break is cool for example but that doesn't make up for the insufferable rest. In any case, the way I have to justify myself for a 2.0 is not a good look for Jendrik!"
@AEDNATION - 0.0
@milanogoodvxbes - 0.0
"what the fuck. what the absolute fuck. what in the fuckimus maximus. what in the fuckadoodledoo. what in the fuck shit piss cum. why did this happen? who let him in?"
@TlKlBOMBOM - 0.0
"jendrik dealing with hate: "
@CalmAfterTheTim - 3.0
"Even tho I don't mind the song itself I think Jendrik must be one of the most punchable artist of Eurovision ever. The music video is absolutely appalling in every way possible too. It tries to be funny but it's... just not funny."
@medodesebi - 0/0
" @Jendrikkkk hey bestie read this thread :)"
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