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A Southern Nobody 🃏
ExLibrisNemo
I just dropped my knife and it's stuck in my foot! And now it's out. Wow. No blood. Now there's blood! My God! So much blood!! Wait, some of it's
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Raven.
hey_raven
Today I evaluated a new Covid patient. Go in the room and this man sounds like he’s coughing up his entire soul. I turn my head because he’s hurling death
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behind the screen ⚡
AmbientRainfall
soundcloud stuff i recommend i geuss this thread is mostly for dumb stuff buthttps://soundcloud.com/the_repaeint_tournament/paralyzing-decision
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Maria Lyon
mlyon24
A thread of all the dumb things people are doing with their PPE while I wait for my pickup order at Sam’s Club: Saw a nurse in her scrubs and
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Parker Molloy
ParkerMolloy
[Death Star explodes]People at the base that was being targeted: Close call! But that's great news!Twitter: Wow, so, now that the Death Star exploded, we're just gonna pretend that there
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GOATED 👑
iJaadee
My mama really just pissed me off with her private Scorpio ass. My Leo cannot STAND that ultra privacy trait because there are times when it is absolutely UNNECESSARY.I may
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Alex
onikalexminaj
My point is if this whole thing is recent why did doja even do it like she’s gigantic right now and almost mainstream artist everyone would recognize her why would
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💫 ㅇㅅㅇㅣjackie ⁷⁺⁹ ✨
0UTR0DIONYSIA
parasite live thread. lets gooooooo egg head wooshik homie is in college trying to get with a hs sophomore. age is just a number but so is a prison sentence
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salma
kodokmeriang
(yes i'm rewatching dna for the nth time) and i just noticed furuya's disgusted & disappointed look upon receiving eijun's pitch sokfojsjfsojSIJFJSfs i can't stand him sumtimes i often forgot
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Chauncey Sugarsweets
CSugarsweets
One time I confronted an acquaintance who was a big gym rat meat head for using “gay” in a pejorative manner and he said “I don’t mean gay in the
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Tracey²⁸
weflayyy
Guess the song imma be putting sum random lyrics If this flops Kevin did it Anyway these are all 1d no solo music so it's easier1. Waking up,(I know u
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mike pence's first wife, lilith
jon_snow_420
the Pope is cancelled and i am now the Pope. my name will be Pope Innocent and i will begin my duties tomorrow or whenever i can't find any pope
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That's Why They Call it "Window Pain"
necrobranson
i think there should be a unesco world heritage site equivalent for someones personality. charles barkleys personality is not made for 2021 and it should be protected. He should be
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frog
filthycattle
1. American History X is a really touching movie about a young "neo nazi" type who wants to defend his people and race from the genocidal Js and their anti-White
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Prince Speedy Comet
CometSpeedy
Alright here goes a big apology that I'm hoping most of you get(you may not like me again right again or never) but I've realized all the shit I've done,
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shelby fero
shelbyfero
When i was 12 i volunteered at our local summer camp; at 14 i applied for a work permit. I almost exclusively worked with pre-k and k, or 1st and
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