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I just dropped my knife and it's stuck in my foot!
And now it's out.
Wow. No blood.
Now there's blood!
My God! So much blood!!
Wait, some of it's ketchup.
Nope. That's blood.
Dammit.
Okay, this is bad.
Band-aid didn't work.
Gauze and duct tape works
Welp, putting on a sock was a dumb idea. I blame the blood loss.
