I just dropped my knife and it& #39;s stuck in my foot!
And now it& #39;s out.
Wow. No blood.
Now there& #39;s blood!
My God! So much blood!!
Wait, some of it& #39;s ketchup.
Nope. That& #39;s blood.
Dammit.
Okay, this is bad.
Band-aid didn& #39;t work.
Gauze and duct tape works
Welp, putting on a sock was a dumb idea. I blame the blood loss.
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