i think there should be a unesco world heritage site equivalent for someones personality. charles barkleys personality is not made for 2021 and it should be protected. He should be allowed to say stuff like "women have that arm fat that looks like a big piece of hanger steak".

the qualifications for becoming a branson protected personality type have to be
- you cannot be someone anyone would take advice from
- you cannot be someone who makes any meaningful decisions
- you have to have a good, positive attitude
- you have to be a little dumb or crazy

the positive attitude is why shaq is not protected. he gets very mean and bitter when he is defensive, which is constantly

off the top of my head i can think of yoko ono, snooki, britney spears and tracy morgan