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nate bowling (police violence is state violence)
nate_bowling
*Looks at Libertarian Twitter**Crickets*https://twitter.com/mrdanwalker/status/1249940797925076992 *Looks at "Constitution First" sunglasses guy Twitter**Crickets* *Looks at alleged libertarian Senators Rand Paul from Kentucky and Mike Lee
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KrissyF 🍒
krissyfbabyyyy
As a kid I had a leopard gecko lizard. His name was Patrick (after Patrick Ewing). He ate live crickets. You had to sprinkle white vitamin powder on the crickets
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Ben Shapiro
benshapiro
How odd that as soon as some red/purple states begin reopening without seeing dramatic spikes, Democrats and the media (redundant, sorry) immediately shift to "you know, reopening is a good
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Gloway 🌟
glowaybtw
He has probally upgraded his contract with the devil into something worse... oh no. what has he gotten himself into. Tid signed wjth the devil and joined parallel... Velo upgrades
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Christopher Ingraham
_cingraham
So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would
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katemessner
KateMessner
For book-lovers on #BlackFriday... I thought it might be fun to start a thread about unique book-gift pairings. When our kids were young, they got bug nets w/ insect field
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brian
LagodaBrian
You thought I gave up, didn't you, fucker. Well, joke's on me, I really am that stubborn. Not only am I gonna eat a tube of crickets, I'm gonna eat
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Jamie Phillips
phillipsj73
Okay, here we go. Person: Your code stinks you violate SRP and have depedency injectionMe: Its 30 lines of codePerson: You should have chosen a better languageMe: Its 30 lines
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Susan Carchedi
SusanCarchedi
Twitter fam: a request. I've written a children's book and am in the process of editing it now. I'm looking for an illustrator to work with. I've contacted a few
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Pen Griffey Jr.
britttbanks
I,speaking solely for myself, have had the following experiences on multiple occasions... 1. Childhood until 17 years old...Non-ADOS: Where are you from?Me: Um... I mean I’m not really sure.Non-ADOS: *Crickets*
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𝘆𝘇𝗮⁷₅ 💗 닝닝
atomicbeom
REMEMBER WHEN HUENING KAI ATE THAT BUG AND TXT ASKED HIM IF IT WAS GOOD AND HYUKA SAID ARE CRICKETS SUPPOSED TO TASTE GOOD wait no wait this didn't happen
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young king . ⭐️
_jahmeel
This reminded me of this one time I went Chewstick when Chewstick was at Spinning Wheel....my cousin gave me this spliff (that was SURELY dusted with some bath salts or
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ALFRED
AlfredLewislll
the way black ppl were defending Asians and then this appears and it’s crickets... hate to see ithttps://twitter.com/amarinykae/status/1249383484004728832 no excuse for being xenophobic, just an observation
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amiee
theojdecker
y’all following spagheddie just cos he rebranded huh he still tweeted this he upset so many people in our gc and argued with us constaaaaantly over having different views he
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jaa-o’-lantern🕸
thejaanico
so when zendaya, chadwick, anthony mackie + brie larson etc. was getting dragged through the mud for their mcu roles it was crickets from the avengers assemble hive but when
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Monkey_Sees_All
EMumzy
IT'S TIME YOU READ THIS! I posted this OLD doc 2 years ago and - crickets. This is the BLOOD OATH they take at initiation and Your Life could depend
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