As a kid I had a leopard gecko lizard. His name was Patrick (after Patrick Ewing). He ate live crickets. You had to sprinkle white vitamin powder on the crickets first. Like I’d sit and hold a clear plastic bag filled with crickets in the car and it was very normal.
Also one time my mom literally taped Patrick shedding his skin on the camcorder. We still have the video LMAO. Parents loved taping stupid shit
And by stupid I mean taping full sunsets and parades + shit. Lizard shedding is cool for a couple mins max. But several hours on a camcorder is pushing it
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