*Looks at "Constitution First" sunglasses guy Twitter*
*Crickets*
*Crickets*
*Looks at alleged libertarian Senators Rand Paul from Kentucky and Mike Lee of Utah*
*Crickets*
*Crickets*
*Looks at RWNJ conspiracy Twitter that spent the entirety of the Obama Admin prattling on about FEMA camps and government tyranny*
*Extra quiet crickets*
*Extra quiet crickets*
"Looks at Locke quoting strict-construction, original intent Twitter*
*The crickets grow-eth loud-eth*
*The crickets grow-eth loud-eth*