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NEW: USPS data dug up by @jacobbogage shows that the battleground states that may decide the presidency have some of the nation’s most erratic mail service, with obviously troubling implications

Federal taxes paid, first year in officeRonald Reagan: $165,202George H.W. Bush: $101,382Bill Clinton: $62,670George W. Bush: $250,221Barack Obama: $1,792,414Donald Trump: $750 Sources:Reagan, HW Bush: https://www.efile.com/historic-1040-in

Oh my God frog twitter please help me -- one of our darts (tinctorious) somehow escaped his heavily fortified tank and when I scooped him up he had *several wriggling

I somehow missed the President's extended monologue last month on the use of soup as a deadly protest weapon. "Big bags of soup." https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-meeting-national-associa

NEW: @jacobbogage got USPS data showing at least 671 USPS mail sorting machines have been removed across the country since June. Represents a reduction in national mail sorting capacity of

So much of the political response to the virus has boiled down to "I want this thing [schools, football, a functioning economy, etc] but I am unwilling to do the

Never thought it was possible to be mad at a lizard but this little jerk has been *so* obnoxious today. He’s been out in the sun twice, but every time

“Oh look, the cat and the bunny are playing so nicely... wait what are they... oh dear.” The rabbit *loves* our orange boy and is somewhat obsessed with him. I

The thing I love about orange cats is that they have absolutely zero fucks to give If I tried to roll my grey kitty up in a yoga mat we’d

Ah yes, universal vote-by-mail has been disastrous for Republicans in dark blue *checks notes* Utah https://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/all-mail-elections.aspx https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247861952736526336 Kidding a

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would