#Adult

St Elrond where are my keys?

boyvandals

Hello i am thinking abt pathologic so im going to describe people's personalities based on their fave protag/doctor from patho The Bachelor: you are probably gay AND you consider yourself

THEE Sensual Siren Venusian Sword Wielding Mermaid

BlackSeaSiren

When ppl be telling me that they hope to be the type of mother I am I be like please don’t say that.. because I literally criticize myself ALOT as

DL Jones

DLJones77542194

How interesting that @Mermaids_Gender agrees with me that no one is born in the wrong body and kids should play and dress however they like (i.e., gender nonconformity isn't a

Vincent ⚖️

VtheEsquire

Anyway, the other day, I realized i have to do better as a dad. I figured that since my kids hadn't asked me about certain things, they must have known.

Raffael (aka Ulysses Illustrations) 🏳️‍🌈

UlyssesArtist

*Straight couple in animation exists*Conservatives: *silence**#LGBT couple in animation exists*Conservatives: "Sexualization of kids media!"See the difference? Using broad strokes here bc surely not all conservatives think like th

Hannah 🚅

esperbymitsume

Sorry but a 2-4 year age gap is extremely relevant when the younger party in question is literally a high schooler and the predator is uni age nobody is beefing

Lane

HaygoodLaw

I just realized what has been bothering me for the last year or so. I’m alone. Not presently. I have my wife of course. But if I were struck with

babar

BabarBaAishKosh

Thread: There's never a single reason for the downfall of a civilization, it is always a plethora of factors that bring its eventual demise.But if I have to choose the

✨Michelle 🥬✨

Chat_Mort

This enrages me.This thread juxtaposes that ancient tentacle hentai art from Japan next to an adult man sexually interacting with an actual octopus.Because, as we know, weird old art is

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diaryofa9jagirl

Yesterday, someone wrote in, she was frustrated because her step kids haven’t accepted her after 5 years of marrying their father.I’ll share my private response with her.I lost mama at

Julia Belgutay

JBelgutay

'I want to say this: I am sorry' - @JohnSwinney talking about the 'anguish' young people have suffered during #COVID19 and how this was made worse for some by #SQAResults

Maxwell Haddad

cinemaxwell

This author is a huge asshole and his “article” fucking blows. He says, “ I don’t care if you think “we shouldn’t dunk on people for enjoying things – that’s

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popsicle_0_

Isolation is hard, other than my boy I’m on my own with no adult company, I’m luckier than others I knowI came to Twitter to help with my loneliness, which

Cory Doctorow

doctorow

Smart sex-toys are a terrible idea, notwithstanding the ways that they work for certain kinks (to say nothing of sex workers, who can charge for access to them during livestreams).

Imran Khan

imranzomg

My girlfriend is a really good cook, so I am trying to teach myself how to cook to make food for her too (and also just generally be an adult).

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peterdo77120727

Something I’ve learned about being a adult it took my mom years for me to convince her to let me do stuff to my hair that should have been the