Hello i am thinking abt pathologic so im going to describe people's personalities based on their fave protag/doctor from patho
The Bachelor: you are probably gay AND you consider yourself a fancy gay. You're either really Pride and Prejudice or Frankenstien, maybe both. You love the Bachelor because he's a little shit not despite it. U think the Haruspex is hot but scary and the Changeling is frustrating
The Haruspex: you LOVE big men and/or dudes who are deeply sad. You throw around the word himbo a lot. You either think the Bachelor is annoying or u think hes sexy but too bougie to really respect. You probably like the Changeling still tho you just want her to chill.
The Changeling: you consider yourself a gremlin. If you aren't young yourself you're young at heart or just find adult responsibilties to be frustrating (who doesn't I get it). You think the Haruspex is ok but too stubborn and the Bachelor SUCKS.
I spelled changeling wrong in all the tweets the first time i did this thread but IN MY DEFENSE the word looks wrong with that e in the middle. Also i want ppl to guess who my fave is
I SPELLED FRANKENSTEIN WRONG IM NOT REMAKING ALL THESE TWEETS. U ALL GOTTA LIVE W THE FACT THAT I CANT SPELL.
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