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Pinky, Elvira and the Brain

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Hey look, an Oppression Olympics sponsor is responding to a four-month-old tweet. How novel.https://twitter.com/lordflooftm/status/1380682566655692801 (a four-month-old tweet in which literally no one mentioned WOC incidentally) All YOU had

The coronavirus feeds on person-to-person contact. Thus, it thrives in big cities.San Francisco is the second most densely-populated city in the country, dwarfed only by New York. And yet, because

We need a word for people who refuse to see outside themselves.A word for people who refuse to feel empathy or humility. People who voluntarily embrace cruelty towards those who

it's like i can see into the goddamn futurei know exactly how the next few months are gonna play out and i'm powerless to do anything about it trump will

yep and that's totally every bit as bad as abusing that powerI swear, hardcore leftists are the neglectful parents who only ever punish the older kid for not STOPPING his

Okay, so...I'm a huge @alyankovic fan. Have been for over half my life now. And I mean a HUGE Weird Al fan, to the point where I see multiple live

Well nerds, I fuckin' did it.Took me a global pandemic and a damn quarantine, but I did it.I figured out the precise chronological order of all the MCU movies (so

Why do you give a shit if people "tell you what to do?"I mean, if they're wrong, why not just ignore them? And if they're right, why not just accept

I'm all for killing capitalism and replacing it with democratic socialism.My question is, HOW do you propose effectively doing that?Please be specific. #RIPCapitalism What kind of revolution are we talking

i just don't see why they had to be so meanall i did was write a stupid thread where i talked about how much marvel movies have meant to mei

Say remember when Film Twitter wouldn't shut the fuck up about how evil and horrible Marvel movies are cuz Martin Scorsese said he didn't like em?That whole argument feels REEEEAL

UmFolks...am I nuts, or does advocating for people who disagree with you to get straight-up INCARCERATED sound like WAAAAY more of a pro-eugenics standpoint than literally any shitty joke Bob