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Keir Starmer always looks a bit like he's seen you drawing cocks in your exercise book and while he expected that from your mate there, come on, you're a bright lad
He knows it's been hard for you since that business at home but come on, you don't want to be stuck here all your life
Tell you what I'll forget this, if you tell me what you thought of this book by Friday. And tell that cheeky sister of yours to stop skiving. Now off you go. And if this happens again I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks son. Now clear off before I change my mind
