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I'm 3 gins in and so I therefore assume that you all want to hear about the time that the president of the united states got so annoyed with the

Look, it's April 17, and that means we drink for Rear Admiral David Dixon Porter, okI don't make the rules, I just enforce emNow, you might ask WHY we do

Hey, remember the time that George Patton tried to cover up a war crime that was partially the result of his own rhetoric : "We will get thename of killers

Ok, overlooking that the author read one book and then decided that he now understands all historiography about Gettysburg, let's talk about why this title and this piece are incredibly

I have wineStew is simmeringI'd say y'all might get some drunj history but as you can see, getting a refill is gonna be a problemShe's purring SO loudly Okay, I

Well, might as well fuck around with some tacos, gin, and restarting the Star Wars marathonEpisode I, aka Free Trade and Sailors Rights it is, then I mean, Naboo is

Reading the "Black Codes" passed by southern states during Reconstruction, placing freed people into conditions as close to slavery as they could make themSherman should've mowed the deep south like

Honestly, instead of doing pushups to bring awareness to the veteran suicide issue, how about we destigmatize mental health treatment in the military and leaders be open about how we

Oh sweet hellThis makes me all kinds of angry, being a part of the actual well-regulated militia as I amAn asshat walking around with a gun isn't a militia, as

Ok, so let's be honest - we full on stole the CARS concept from the @BritishArmy. They managed the histories and lineages of their storied regiments like bloodlines of winning

Yeah, this is what happens when you decide to march into ALL THE TREES of Pennsylvania and ignore the help of the literal subject matter experts on scouting because you're

Two firsts for me - #HATM and #HamiltonFilm Should be a fun eveningWhere's my doggone gin?https://twitter.com/HerbertHistory/status/1279186316878589952 1st Battalion, 5th Artillery "Hamilton's Own" absolutely needs to add