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What I learnt on the Twitter this week:1. Conservatives outraged that statue violently assaulted by hordes of roving statue assaulter people. Toronto Sun reports the statue assaulters also stole the
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What I learnt on the Twitter this week:1. Conservatives argue Freeland not qualified to be Finance Minister; say she hasn't finished even of one the courses required to become a
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What I learnt on the Twitters this week:1. G-G Payette scheduled to appear on the Ellen show but talks break down when teams of staffers started bullying and belittling one
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Stuff I learnt on the Twitter this week:1. Frequent handwashing, masks in confined social settings, proper social distancing and glory holes. Canada's going to beat this thing good.2. Quebec allows
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What I learnt on the Twitter this week:1. Two months before the start of the new school year, Ontario's Education Minister announces he doesn't know the difference between a syllabus
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What I learnt on the Twitter this week:1. Kenney says the McDonalds he opened last year shouldn't be prevented from offering dine-in service just because a few 82-year-olds have the
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Things I learnt from skimming the Twitter this weekend:1. Hundreds and hundreds of hipsters cram themselves into Toronto's T-B Park yesterday, ignoring physical distancing protocols. Proving Frisbee > COVID.2. Doug
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Stuff I learnt on the Twitter this week:1. Rempel insists Canada "do my people a solid" and demands Feds provide Albertans with CERB - Canadian Emergency Rodeo Bailout2. Scheer's job
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What I learnt from my brief glimpses of the Twitter this week:1. Canada's adopted a new official credo. "Errare humanum est, quod loquuntur moistly frowned super" [To err is human,
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Stuff I've been doing to keep myself entertained in isolation:1. I used a Ferrero Roche wrapper to give myself that gold tooth I've always wanted.2. An egg, four oranges and four
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Took a wee break. Working on COVID-related client project. Sucked the wind right out of my existential sails. For a bunch of reasons. But one new reality in particular really
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Stuff I find myself wondering about during lockdown:1. Do chocolate bar sandwiches only sound good on paper?2. If two negatives make a positive, if you add Scheer and Poilievre together,
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