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Stuff I& #39;ve been doing to keep myself entertained in isolation:
1. I used a Ferrero Roche wrapper to give myself that gold tooth I& #39;ve always wanted.
2. An egg, four oranges and four potatoes. Bocce ball.
3. I called my ex-mother-in-law today. Just to chat.
4. Bread-bag puppets.
1. I used a Ferrero Roche wrapper to give myself that gold tooth I& #39;ve always wanted.
2. An egg, four oranges and four potatoes. Bocce ball.
3. I called my ex-mother-in-law today. Just to chat.
4. Bread-bag puppets.
5. During all my Zoom meetings I speak only using movie quotes. One client seemed especially pleased to learn they complete me.
6. Learned to play Smoke on the Water using only a cupped hand and my armpit.
7. I pretend I still have a dog. The playing fetch part needs work.
6. Learned to play Smoke on the Water using only a cupped hand and my armpit.
7. I pretend I still have a dog. The playing fetch part needs work.
8. Called one of those divorce lawyers who offer the first 30 minutes free. To discuss the ins and outs of tackling a messy divorce. I am not married.
9. I officially announce my arrival, everytime I go into another room.
10. Amazon does not sell and deliver puppies. Can confirm.
9. I officially announce my arrival, everytime I go into another room.
10. Amazon does not sell and deliver puppies. Can confirm.
11. I get out of bed in the morning like I& #39;m an Olympic gymnast landing a balance beam dismount. Arms up. Back arched. Ankles touching. Sometimes I even wobble a little bit, for added dramatic effect.
12. I sometimes just randomly yell, "Stelllllllaaaaaa!"
13. Toast Henge.
12. I sometimes just randomly yell, "Stelllllllaaaaaa!"
13. Toast Henge.
14. Yesterday I taught myself how to juggle two balls. Today I& #39;m going to try juggling two butcher knives. I am setting my phone to voice control before I do.
15. Made myself a roast chicken just so I could do my Julia Child impersonation for three hours straight.
16. Funny hats.
15. Made myself a roast chicken just so I could do my Julia Child impersonation for three hours straight.
16. Funny hats.
17. I sit in the back seat of my car, put my laptop on the dash and pretend I& #39;m at the drive-in. I get the neighbour leave me some popcorn and watered-down pop on their deck halfway through the movie and charge me $26.00 for it.
18. Time my yawns. Trying to beat 18-second record.
18. Time my yawns. Trying to beat 18-second record.
19. When I& #39;m deciding what to make for dinner I pretend I& #39;m a Price is Right model while I& #39;m browsing the cupboards.
20. I pack an overnight bag and leave a & #39;Please Do Not Disturb& #39; door hanger on the front door before I take a shower. #jetsetter
21. Balled sock and broom curling
20. I pack an overnight bag and leave a & #39;Please Do Not Disturb& #39; door hanger on the front door before I take a shower. #jetsetter
21. Balled sock and broom curling
22. I load a picture of a big crowd of people as my green screen backdrop on Zoom and then dress up like Waldo for all my videoconferencing meetings.
23. I browse a lot of heavy machinery auction sites. The yellow ones sure are pretty.
24. Pocket lint ranking and cataloguing.
23. I browse a lot of heavy machinery auction sites. The yellow ones sure are pretty.
24. Pocket lint ranking and cataloguing.
25. Macked out my vacuum cleaner. It& #39;ll pull the sofa across the room now.
26. I get pictures of fresh-baked bread from iStock and post them on social media with the caption & #39;See what I did?& #39; If readers infer I meant I baked the bread, that& #39;s on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0utsMhCkQ">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
26. I get pictures of fresh-baked bread from iStock and post them on social media with the caption & #39;See what I did?& #39; If readers infer I meant I baked the bread, that& #39;s on them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0utsMhCkQ">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
