Stuff I find myself wondering about during lockdown:

1. Do chocolate bar sandwiches only sound good on paper?
2. If two negatives make a positive, if you add Scheer and Poilievre together, do you get 1 person?
3. Is it wrong to wish people would start hoarding Brussel sprouts?

4. Couldn't we use Doug's Open for Business signs to build tiny homes?
5. Is there anything wrong with scheduling a Zoom meeting with myself?
6. What do christian Conservatives pray for first - lower taxes, smaller government, self-building roads and hospitals, or a sweet truck?

7. If I donate my carbon tax rebate to the CPC would they be legally obliged to refuse it?
8. Does Alexa ever judge me?
9. If Tyler Shandro required hospitalization, would he get Kenney to drive him to BC or Saskatchewan?
10. How often does Andrew high five himself?
11. Stipple?

12. When will Doug begin distributing those blue licence plate surgical masks?
13. Why does cardboard taste like that?
14. Will the Easter Bunny get a ticket and fine next weekend for not social distancing?
15. Does Gawd facepalm when Kenney *only* prays for oil prices to rise?

16. Do pyromaniacs think the hashtag StayTheBlazesHome is directed at them?
17. Can we trick Trump into not sharing the National Post with Canada too?
18. What does Lisa MacLeod do with her days now?
19. Will all RCMP Complaint Letters Team staff be let go when Scheer steps down?

20. What size bowl is on trend for hot spring hairstyles this year?
21. Who was the first person to realize running and scissors and never the twain shall meet?
22. Anybody check in on Vaughan Working Families lately? Is he doing okay?
23. Is Wayne a good or bad name for a puppy?

23. When will Trudeau finally get that much-needed bailout cheque mailed to Brett Wilson?
24. Do dogs just not realize that's their butt?
25. Did Rex Murphy ever get picked for any teams in school?
26. Are my neighbours tired of Gordie's dirty riffs yet?