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I really enjoyed this year’s quarantine 420 lol because last year’s 420?!?! Chileeeeeee
*a thread*
I really enjoyed this year’s quarantine 420 lol because last year’s 420?!?! Chileeeeeee
*a thread*
Ok, context LMFAO. I can’t recall what my objective was for my dating life back then. Idk if I was playing niggas, just bored, or looking to settle down.
It might have been all three...sdjsjs.. I don’t recall.
It might have been all three...sdjsjs.. I don’t recall.
Lol.. ANYWAY.. I was on tinder.
& I came across this dude. I swiped on him, it matched. Got a message from him shortly after.
We start chatting. Ba da boom, ba da bing.
& I came across this dude. I swiped on him, it matched. Got a message from him shortly after.
We start chatting. Ba da boom, ba da bing.
I think I may have also been looking for a plug? Because 420 was near.
I guess he and I were getting along well enough because he suggested I come to his job one night to
A) finally see him
B) take a break & turnup
Oh, let’s call him... P.
P works at a club.
As a bouncer.
I guess he and I were getting along well enough because he suggested I come to his job one night to
A) finally see him
B) take a break & turnup
Oh, let’s call him... P.
P works at a club.
As a bouncer.
I don’t think I liked P ‘like that’.. I didn’t take him seriously at all. The more I think, the more I remember. LOL.
Ok children, buckle up while Mama Z sets the scene...
Ok children, buckle up while Mama Z sets the scene...
420 fell on a Saturday last year. I paid my grandma to watch Z so I could go out.
I got fine as hell. And I would post a vid but I don’t want anyone to figure out the place and then single out the guy LOL.
Anyway. I’m cute. And I pull up to this damn club.
I got fine as hell. And I would post a vid but I don’t want anyone to figure out the place and then single out the guy LOL.
Anyway. I’m cute. And I pull up to this damn club.
Keep in mind.... I don’t go out!!!!! So this environment is sumn I’ve never been in.
I told P I parked and he told me to come up to the main door.
I turned on the bad bitch meter and started cat walking to the door
I told P I parked and he told me to come up to the main door.
I turned on the bad bitch meter and started cat walking to the door
And then I see him. Lol.
I’m not here to bash anyone for their looks but let’s just say he lied when he said he was 6’1 and built. He was was more like 5’9 & top-heavy.
ANYWAY
I’m not here to bash anyone for their looks but let’s just say he lied when he said he was 6’1 and built. He was was more like 5’9 & top-heavy.
ANYWAY
I don’t remember a lot bc he wasn’t memorable but I remember saying sumn like “ima take a lap in the club” lol Bc I wanted to see what it was like and I was fine... so I wanted to be seen.
I go inside.
I go inside.
It was..... eh. It was more like a hookah lounge so I’m immediately wondering why P said he worked at a CLUB
I just did a quick glance. It was crowded as fuck and everybody was sweaty as hell. I decided to walk up to the bar.
I asked for a double shot of henn.
I just did a quick glance. It was crowded as fuck and everybody was sweaty as hell. I decided to walk up to the bar.
I asked for a double shot of henn.
$35.
I’m thinking to myself whatever bro at least I’ll be a little lit because I didn’t like him I was just bored and to add to it, sumn was off about him to me
ANYWAY
I was just bored and to add to it, sumn was off about him to meANYWAY
I decided to go back outside at the entrance to be with P.
He was deadass working, like checking ID and frisking. In between people walking up he would talk to me and shit.
I’m just some chick standing outside with the bouncer holding a cup of Hennessy, no big deal
He was deadass working, like checking ID and frisking. In between people walking up he would talk to me and shit.
I’m just some chick standing outside with the bouncer holding a cup of Hennessy, no big deal
Per usual, I packed a blunt inside a rello package and slid it into my boot before leaving the house.
An emergency blunt, if you will.
& P said he couldn’t smoke on the job but I could.
I spark up.
& honestly, the more i smoked & sipped, I started to have fun w him.
An emergency blunt, if you will.
& P said he couldn’t smoke on the job but I could.
I spark up.
& honestly, the more i smoked & sipped, I started to have fun w him.
Well, I was.. until this nigga deadass had a fist fight with his boss.
.....but I’m getting ahead of myself LOL. Let me back up LMFAOOOO
.....but I’m getting ahead of myself LOL. Let me back up LMFAOOOO
