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Ok... random, spur-of-the-moment story..
Here I am, in my living room, attempting to get some writing done, and I hear a knock on the door.
Here I am, in my living room, attempting to get some writing done, and I hear a knock on the door.
I’m freaked out because there’s absolutely NO reason for someone to be knocking on my door.... ESPECIALLY because of.. idk.. a fucking pandemic??
Anyway. I peep out the peephole.
It’s some chick I’ve never seen in my life.
I’m like wtf. “Who is it?” I say.
Anyway. I peep out the peephole.
It’s some chick I’ve never seen in my life.
I’m like wtf. “Who is it?” I say.
“DaWanda”, she says.
I’m searching the deepest parts of my brain for ‘DaWanda’ because I’m REALLY bad at remembering names.
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING rang a bell...
I’m searching the deepest parts of my brain for ‘DaWanda’ because I’m REALLY bad at remembering names.
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING rang a bell...
“Who you looking for?” I yell through the door.
“Micah said I could get condoms here”.
(For my new followers.. I keep extra condoms at my place & give them out to neighbors who knock and ask for em)
1. I don’t know no damn Micah
2. Why she tryna get condoms?!
“Micah said I could get condoms here”.
(For my new followers.. I keep extra condoms at my place & give them out to neighbors who knock and ask for em)
1. I don’t know no damn Micah
2. Why she tryna get condoms?!
So I slip on my mask & open the door. And I’ve been drinking so I was a bit slow on my feet.
I’m like “........you said you want condoms??”
I’m like “........you said you want condoms??”
She’s like “..... yeah... I got this dude coming over”
I’m like “...sis... not with corona out here!”
she said “I can get corona through sex???!”
& maaaaan
I’m like “...sis... not with corona out here!”
she said “I can get corona through sex???!”
& maaaaan
I took time to explain to her that this corona shit is no joke and social distancing and spreading corona and shit.
It deadass took like 5-7 minutes. And she was like “
wowwww, ok.” & shit.
then after I finished,
she looked me dead in my eyes and said
It deadass took like 5-7 minutes. And she was like “
wowwww, ok.” & shit. then after I finished,
she looked me dead in my eyes and said
“Can I still get some condoms?”
I’m like:
I’m like:
I gave them to her because I’m ALWAYS an advocate for safe sex, & she’s a grown ass woman w her own decisions and such
But....
.............we ain’t never gon be able to leave our houses. Lmao.
sigh. FIN.
But....
.............we ain’t never gon be able to leave our houses. Lmao.
sigh. FIN.
