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Imagine being 13 and not understanding your sexuality and then And then And then And then AND THEN and fucking THEN I could keep going but you get the point

I have begun my watch of The Vampire Diaries send tweet LOTTA FOGLOTTA MISTLOTTA HAIR STRAIGHTENERSINTO IT Love that vampire diaries are a massive plot point in episode one of

As it would turn out, being friends with @jowrotethis has resulted in me live-tweeting along to iconic films I’ve never-before-seen. (“HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ______,” you ask incredulously, to

It’s Easter today which seems like a *great* day to watch Alien. How’s about at 3pm EST?I’ve somehow never seen any of the Alien franchise so while I am pretty

You should watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade along with me and @jowrotethis — tonight at 7:30pm Eastern — so that you can be there when I finally get

RIVER PHOENIX AS A BOY SCOUT?!!!?! Oh also in case you didn’t know my guess for “what Indiana is after” in this one was “a lady” I cannot believe that

Dear everyone, please come forget about the world for an hour and fifty eight minutes while @jowrotethis & I watch this super-hunk wear a fanny pack and carry a whip.