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As it would turn out, being friends with @jowrotethis has resulted in me live-tweeting along to iconic films I’ve never-before-seen.
(“HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ______,” you ask incredulously, to which I say, “
”)
Here is a thread to keep track of them, because I’m *like that*
(“HOW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ______,” you ask incredulously, to which I say, “
”)Here is a thread to keep track of them, because I’m *like that*
Our accompanying podcast FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME can be found in two places:
@Bufferingcast’s Patreon: http://patreon.com/Bufferingcast
@StormPodcast’s Patreon: http://patreon.com/stormofspoilers
@Bufferingcast’s Patreon: http://patreon.com/Bufferingcast @StormPodcast’s Patreon: http://patreon.com/stormofspoilers
It all began here, with Star Wars IV: A New Hope https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1205281782045777920
Next, of course, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1205617545795063809?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1205617545795063809
Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1205669138728919040?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1205669138728919040
Sadly, now we must journey on to one of the worst movies I have ever seen, alas, it is Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace. Not to ever be confused with the brilliant character on Angel named Phantom Denis. https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1205947026669744130?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1205947026669744130
We must be strong together, because next is Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones 
https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1206248172546342912?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1206248172546342912
https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1206248172546342912?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1206248172546342912
WE HAVE ALMOST MADE IT THROUGH THIS TRILOGY, HOLD STEADY! Here is Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1206323085323968512?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1206323085323968512
*holds out hand*
“Bring to me, REN!!!”
~ force wobbly effect ~
Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207000381160656900?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207000381160656900
“Bring to me, REN!!!”
~ force wobbly effect ~
Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207000381160656900?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207000381160656900
Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi!
*whoosh, whoosh of light sabers*
https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207450555452448768?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207450555452448768
*whoosh, whoosh of light sabers*
https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207450555452448768?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1207450555452448768
I didn’t live-tweet this one because it was in the theater (!!!! how exciting for me !!!!), but I did get really excited (note earlier parenthetical) and I am a completionist, so here you go — Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1208001296181141504?s=21 https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1208001296181141504
After completing Star Wars, it was time for an eleven hour journey that only @jowrotethis could have persuaded me to embark on...
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1241425560531865608?s=20
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1241425560531865608?s=20
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(so many Gandalfs, so little time) https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1242122708093206529?s=20
(so many Gandalfs, so little time) https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1242122708093206529?s=20
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
(not to be confused with return of the jedi) https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1243961828700565505?s=20
(not to be confused with return of the jedi) https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1243961828700565505?s=20
ONWARD TO HATS, WHIPS, AND ROLLING BOULDERS!!
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
aka "The One with Marion" https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1246166020647268355?s=20
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
aka "The One with Marion" https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1246166020647268355?s=20
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(spoiler, I didn't like it!!!) https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1246506878257041413?s=20
(spoiler, I didn't like it!!!) https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1246506878257041413?s=20
YAY NOW TO THE BEST INDIANA JONES MOVIE
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
...only thing missing is Marion https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1246902791915868163?s=20
Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
...only thing missing is Marion https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1246902791915868163?s=20
Ooooooh now we get into some good shit with space goop, droid milk, face huggers, and sigourney weaver.
Alien https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1249412549336010754?s=20
Alien https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1249412549336010754?s=20
And Prometheus, so that I could have some context for where the franchise went after the 1980s... AND SO I COULD GET CHARLIZE AND FASSBENDER https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1250862110579601411?s=20
To secure passage to the glory that is Mad Max: Fury Road, I had to pay the toll with a viewing of Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1253428817151967237?s=20
...but I would watch it again a hundred times to get to the crown fucking jewel — Mad Max: Fury Road where we throw men to the dirt and save our goddamn heritage seeds. https://twitter.com/kristinnoeline/status/1253788027387863047?s=20
