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LOTTA FOG
LOTTA MIST
LOTTA HAIR STRAIGHTENERS

INTO IT

Love that vampire diaries are a massive plot point in episode one of The Vampire Diaries this show was made for me

Here is a fact: if you go into a house and there are several patterned antique rugs scattered about, many in each room, all askew, you are in the house of a vampire.

WHEN I TOUCHED YOU I SAW A CROW is what she said

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Season 2 Episode 17

Omg he has the ring of Amara! Someone tell Spike!
Or Angel!
Or Cordelia!
Whoever is most recently looking for it!

Ep 1 Feelings:

I want to kiss Stefan (sorry!) and

I want to flick Damon in the face until he leaves (not sorry!) and

I want to do spells with Bonnie (hell yeah!) and

I want to smoke cigarettes with Elena and talk about our feelings () and

I want to help Vicki feel better!

Episode Two has brought with it new feelings for Aunt Jenna

HAHAHAHA *OF COURSE* STEFAN HAS A DOORBELL THAT YOU RING BY PULLING A DEEP MAROON CORD WITH TASSLE

Mystic Falls really goes all out for a fucking comet huh

OTP

It only took until the second episode for Stefan and Elena to DICTATE THEIR DIARIES TO EACH OTHER and you know what *that means*

As a queer woman I understand the power of sharing diaries so I see how this show will continue to appeal to my interests

Oh my god Stefan is trying out for the football team?!

Could you *imagine* if Angel...

...had played football

Maybe it isn’t that vampires love to shop at Pottery Barn... but rather that a vampire *created* Pottery Barn

~ sexual tension awarrrrrrrrd ~

WHY WOULD STEFAN EVER LEAVE ELENA ALONE IN HER HOUSE AT NIGHT WHEN HE KNOWS DAMON CAN GET IN THE HOUSE WHY

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I like Caroline

No one possibly needs as many chairs as are in this vampire house there are two vampires and one nephew and seventeen hundred and fifty three chairs why

Me watching The Vampire Diaries

Oh my GOD this is why I was obsessed with Lapis Lazuli as a teen wowowowow

Me: Damn it’s so fucked up that they have scantily clad teenagers wash cars for fundraisers

Also me: They should definitely have 143 year old vampires wash cars for fundraisers

Every time the crow shows up I imagine Piper Perabo having just released it from the boarding school wood

(I *know* that was a falcon let me have my joke)

BONNIE!!!!

VICKI NO

Okay so I’d like to suggest that when you come out to your girlfriend as a vampire & tell her to trust you, maybe don’t manifest in her room and in front of her car and also disappear and also hold her door shut and tell her not to tell anyone just a GENTLE SUGGESTION

First impression: Katharine seems like an asshole

OH GOD STOP DANCING, DAMON — FOR GOODNESS SAKE

Yes yep definitely indeed thank you yes

Elena: Found out boyfriend is a vampire, found out Vicki is a vampire, is certain her brother’s life is in danger, knows Damon will kill anyone he wants, just learned all of this in the last two days

Also Elena:

How many times will I have to mourn the loss of Vicki

Love when Stefan and Damon wear there cute lil matching leather jackets like they’re on their way to a Sears portrait family shoot

WHO THE HELL IS LEXI

Just a gentle suggestion:

Caroline + Lexi

No one:

Me, every day:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DAMON

Stefan telling Elena that he “won’t be going to school anymore” really begs the question “why the fuck was Stefan going to high school in the first place”

It’s just (just)
A little crush (crush)
Not like I faint
Every time we touch

!!! ELENA IS LIKE YEAH BABY LOOK AT THOSE BLOODY EYEBALLS, I KNOW WHAT I WANT, LET’S F*CK

Could you imagine meeting someone named Alaric and not immediately knowing he’d be a very massive part of your life’s dramatic plot line

Would you rather

- sleep with your vampire boyfriend for the first time thereby releasing his soul and turning him evil

or

- sleep with your vampire boyfriend for the first time and then find out you are a doppelgänger for his sire who he never stops talking about

JENNY SCHECTER

Jenny Schecter entering Mystic Falls to the soundtrack of Florence and the Machine is a personal attack

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DAMON

“I researched your history before I knew you. You’re adopted. I love you. Kiss me.”

Well I guess we finally know the truth about who killed Jenny Schecter after all

Whoops I googled Mia Kirshner + Vampire Diaries