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LOTTA FOG
LOTTA MIST
LOTTA HAIR STRAIGHTENERS
INTO IT
LOTTA MIST
LOTTA HAIR STRAIGHTENERS
INTO IT
Love that vampire diaries are a massive plot point in episode one of The Vampire Diaries this show was made for me
Here is a fact: if you go into a house and there are several patterned antique rugs scattered about, many in each room, all askew, you are in the house of a vampire.
WHEN I TOUCHED YOU I SAW A CROW is what she said
Omg he has the ring of Amara! Someone tell Spike!
Or Angel!
Or Cordelia!
Whoever is most recently looking for it!
Or Angel!
Or Cordelia!
Whoever is most recently looking for it!
Ep 1 Feelings:
I want to kiss Stefan (sorry!) and
I want to flick Damon in the face until he leaves (not sorry!) and
I want to do spells with Bonnie (hell yeah!) and
I want to smoke cigarettes with Elena and talk about our feelings (
) and
I want to help Vicki feel better!
I want to kiss Stefan (sorry!) and
I want to flick Damon in the face until he leaves (not sorry!) and
I want to do spells with Bonnie (hell yeah!) and
I want to smoke cigarettes with Elena and talk about our feelings (

I want to help Vicki feel better!
Episode Two has brought with it new feelings for Aunt Jenna
HAHAHAHA *OF COURSE* STEFAN HAS A DOORBELL THAT YOU RING BY PULLING A DEEP MAROON CORD WITH TASSLE
Mystic Falls really goes all out for a fucking comet huh
It only took until the second episode for Stefan and Elena to DICTATE THEIR DIARIES TO EACH OTHER and you know what *that means*
As a queer woman I understand the power of sharing diaries so I see how this show will continue to appeal to my interests
Oh my god Stefan is trying out for the football team?!
Could you *imagine* if Angel...
...had played football
Could you *imagine* if Angel...
...had played football
Maybe it isnât that vampires love to shop at Pottery Barn... but rather that a vampire *created* Pottery Barn
WHY WOULD STEFAN EVER LEAVE ELENA ALONE IN HER HOUSE AT NIGHT WHEN HE KNOWS DAMON CAN GET IN THE HOUSE WHY
No one possibly needs as many chairs as are in this vampire house there are two vampires and one nephew and seventeen hundred and fifty three chairs why
Oh my GOD this is why I was obsessed with Lapis Lazuli as a teen wowowowow
Me: Damn itâs so fucked up that they have scantily clad teenagers wash cars for fundraisers
Also me: They should definitely have 143 year old vampires wash cars for fundraisers
Also me: They should definitely have 143 year old vampires wash cars for fundraisers
Every time the crow shows up I imagine Piper Perabo having just released it from the boarding school wood
(I *know* that was a falcon let me have my joke)
(I *know* that was a falcon let me have my joke)
VICKI NO
Okay so Iâd like to suggest that when you come out to your girlfriend as a vampire & tell her to trust you, maybe donât manifest in her room and in front of her car and also disappear and also hold her door shut and tell her not to tell anyone just a GENTLE SUGGESTION
First impression: Katharine seems like an asshole
OH GOD STOP DANCING, DAMON â FOR GOODNESS SAKE
Yes yep definitely indeed thank you yes
Elena: Found out boyfriend is a vampire, found out Vicki is a vampire, is certain her brotherâs life is in danger, knows Damon will kill anyone he wants, just learned all of this in the last two days
Also Elena:
Also Elena:
How many times will I have to mourn the loss of Vicki
Love when Stefan and Damon wear there cute lil matching leather jackets like theyâre on their way to a Sears portrait family shoot 


WHO THE HELL IS LEXI
Just a gentle suggestion:
Caroline + Lexi
Caroline + Lexi
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DAMON
Stefan telling Elena that he âwonât be going to school anymoreâ really begs the question âwhy the fuck was Stefan going to high school in the first placeâ
!!! ELENA IS LIKE YEAH BABY LOOK AT THOSE BLOODY EYEBALLS, I KNOW WHAT I WANT, LETâS F*CK
Could you imagine meeting someone named Alaric and not immediately knowing heâd be a very massive part of your lifeâs dramatic plot line
Would you rather
- sleep with your vampire boyfriend for the first time thereby releasing his soul and turning him evil
or
- sleep with your vampire boyfriend for the first time and then find out you are a doppelgÀnger for his sire who he never stops talking about
- sleep with your vampire boyfriend for the first time thereby releasing his soul and turning him evil
or
- sleep with your vampire boyfriend for the first time and then find out you are a doppelgÀnger for his sire who he never stops talking about
JENNY SCHECTER
Jenny Schecter entering Mystic Falls to the soundtrack of Florence and the Machine is a personal attack
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DAMON
âI researched your history before I knew you. Youâre adopted. I love you. Kiss me.â
Well I guess we finally know the truth about who killed Jenny Schecter after all
Whoops I googled Mia Kirshner + Vampire Diaries
