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Dear everyone, please come forget about the world for an hour and fifty eight minutes while @jowrotethis & I watch this super-hunk wear a fanny pack and carry a whip. It will be my first time ever seeing an Indiana Jones movie, and I’m hitting play at 5pm Eastern 
#fltft
#fltft
A mountain, a butt, a hat — it has begun.
NINETEEN THIRTY SIX?!?!?!!!!
Is a whip like... a normal think for an archaeologist to use as a weapon
Harrison Ford is so fucking hot
HE IS JUST SO ATTRACTIVE
HE IS JUST SO ATTRACTIVE
Look @jowrotethis Indiana has for female characters on his back
FOUR ugh
Oh my god the booby traps HAVE BEGUN do you know how much I love a goddamn booby trap
LOLOLOL HARRISON FORDS “THINKING ABOUT THE RELIC” FACE
Wow the famous rolling boulder wasting no time on its grand entrance
Definitely picking up how this franchise is going to be extremely problematic in a variety of ways!!!!!
HARRISON FORD IS ALL WET OH NO
omg
Oh fuck me UP Professor Jones
For sure thought he had written “turducken” on the blackboard
I can’t believe his actual real life name is Indiana. I thought he was like Professor Clark Kent at school and Super Indiana Jones at night
Anyone else think Giles and Indiana Jones would have a good time together or is that just me 
Oh it’s a CHEST the ark is a chest but hey I bet you anything it rode somewhere on a boat
Excuse me @jowrotethis you said Indiana Jones didnt wear a vest but let me tell you what Professor Jones is wearing a tweed vest that is very, very nice
We got to God and Nazis so fast this movie could honestly go anywhere
WHO IS MARCUS DOES HE HAVE A CRUSH ON INDIANA JONES
Omg Indiana took his whip out RIGHT IN FRONT OF MARCUS
By the way the first line I guessed was
“Throw me the GUN I’ll throw you the CANNOLI”
It was actually...
“Throw me the IDOL I’ll throw you the WHIP”
“Throw me the GUN I’ll throw you the CANNOLI”
It was actually...
“Throw me the IDOL I’ll throw you the WHIP”
which like a gun is kind of like a whip and I do idolize cannolis so
OH HELLO
Love to see a lady in silk do shots with a red faced dude in flannel we all know how this ends
Make. Me. A gif. Of. Marion. Breaking. The. Glasses. When. She. Sees. Indiana. Do itttt
Joanna asked me how many of the women slept with Indiana and it seems I’m so far 1/1
I, too, would always also say his first and last name when addressing him
I hope everything Indiana Jones is looking for is always resting on Marion’s bosom
YEAH I SAID BOSOM OK I HAD A WHISKEY
This must be where he says throw me the gun I’ll throw you the cannoli
I love this movie. https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246189235712843776?s=21 https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246189235712843776
LITERALLY thought Marion was going to say “IM YOUR GODDAMN BOYFRIEND” lololol
Ooooooooops Indiana you missed a few buttons
Oh my Fucking GOD really?!??????!!!! https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246189796550049793?s=21 https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246189796550049793
Oh no a thing man is not supposed to disturb sure does seem like a thing man will want to disturb
Joanna is the monkey in this movie also the monkey from Friends is it Marcel tell me @jowrotethis
Oh there’s Indiana’s purse!
SINCERELY hope they allow Marion to fight to her true potential in future scenes
Marion has hit approximately 12 people with one pan and is now hiding in a hamper
Update: my mom is here, Indiana shot that dude, my mom guffawed
She has been here for three seconds and has said OH MY GOD HE IS SO YOUNG four times
My mom “is he looking for the young kid?”
Me: WHAT YOUNG KID?!?!
Me: WHAT YOUNG KID?!?!
Indiana thinking Marion blew up in a car made me realize I’d also love a spin-off where Dylan McKay and Indiana Jones talk about the ladies they’ve loved but then kiss whatever bye
Okay so the bad guys are archaeologists and other archaeologists and spiders?
Mom update: “UH OH. SOMEBODY IS GONNA EAT THAT.”
If anything happens to this fucking monkey
NOT THE MONKEY WHAT THE FUCK
Literally. My mom just turned to me and said.
Kristin. Is this like, Noah’s Arc? Is he trying to find Noah’s Arc.
Kristin. Is this like, Noah’s Arc? Is he trying to find Noah’s Arc.
The map room is like the original Siri
HE LEAVES MARION BEHIND WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
Bad guys w lil glasses
OH NO INDIANA HATES SNAKES
YOU, WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU lolololollllolklllkik
Gross this is such a Xander Season 1 move with the mirror
I am having SO MUCH FUN
The video ends with her saying “Oh GOD give me strength.”
The fact that Marion’s super power is having a super high tolerance for shots is...
I’m here for it.
I’m here for it.
THIS
Oh no Dr Jones there’s so many snakes what ever will you do
MARION!
HAS A HIGH HEEL EVER UNITED WITH A SNAKE SO POWEFULLY
Indiana is CONSTANTLY leaving Marion with snakes
I don’t understand how Marion’s shoe isn’t more famous
Sam is a big fan
My mom is very concerned about the plane propellor
FINAL SEXUALITY: MARION SHOOTING A GIANT PLANE GUN
Mom’s propellor “predictions” came true (she’s seen this movie, she truly believes she just deserves credit for knowing that might happen)
You know, no matter the time, the dimension, the reality.... horses are always the heroes.
My mom just cheered Indiana on by shouting RIN TIN TIN at the TV??
Still reeling at the fact that Indiana Jones lives in 1936
My mom just noticed that the army truck is a Mercedes so
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: INDIANA JONES
Did the person who scored this also score E.T.?
Ok so IS the counting crows song about Indiana
Me: “Why was she kissing him!”
My mom: “Eh she just wanted to give him a little somethin”
((MOOOOM!))
My mom: “Eh she just wanted to give him a little somethin”
((MOOOOM!))
Omg wow cannot believe an elbow kiss just got sexy
WAIT ARE THEY ON A BOAT JOANNA
LOTTA BOATS JOANNA
The sheer variety of silk that Marion has worn
AND YET IT SEEMS TO BE WHAT HE HAS FOUND https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246205094502100992?s=21 https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246205094502100992
Everyone loves Indiana Jones! Go get your boat Indiana Jones!!
OH NO OOPS YOUR SHIRT DOESNT FIT INDIANA
this is just like solomons baby
Did Marion hide the covenant in her bosom
LIKE SANDS THROUGH THE HOURGLASS THESE ARE
ooooooh magix
WHAT IS HAPPENING
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHMYGOD
I repeat, I am having the best time... ever
“Oh no Marion, hold me, did you see the 
??”
??”
Indiana Jones is to Archaeologists as Giles is to the Council therefore Marion is Buffy, I rest my case
LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOXES
THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID
THIS WAS GREAT I CANT WAIT FOR MORE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*scream sings theme song while dancing with Sam*
*scream sings theme song while dancing with Sam*
In conclusion: marry me Marion https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246187856399237120?s=21 https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/1246187856399237120
