Phone call from management. My usually very patient colleague answered.

Manager: "We& #39;re looking at the footfall figures for the last couple of weeks and they& #39;re less than half of what they were this time last year. That& #39;s bad Why is that?"
Colleague: "Oh I don& #39;t know, have you ever heard of a fucking thing called COVID?"

Silence.

Manager: "We need you to get the numbers up."
Colleague: "[Manager], you fucking imbecile. What do you want from us? We& #39;re short staffed and there& #39;s a fucking pandemic. IMBECILE!"
Today I learned that every librarian has their breaking point and we& #39;ve found one of them.
He& #39;s walking around saying "Fucking IMBECILES" under his mask.
He just turned to me and said " @grumpwitch, we are dealing with some incredible cretins."

"I& #39;d noticed."

"Headless fucking chickens."

"Yep."

"Absolute morons."

"Pretty much, yeah."
Current scenes at the library
It would be funny if they weren& #39;t being paid triple my salary + expenses.
Management: "We& #39;ve had some complaints that people are having to queue for basic services. This is unacceptable."

Staff:
Current morale level:
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