goodnight lesbians

^ working title for a children’s book I’m writing btw

imagine a children’s book where I walk around a mansion saying goodnight to dozens of lesbians. in my mansion where they live rent free.

“goodnight, alex. perhaps tomorrow you’ll teach me to longboard.”

“goodnight, roxy. your leather vests light up every room.”

I tuck them all into flannel sheets. they have a long day at the used bookstore tomorrow!

“goodnight CJ, your rec league kickball team sounds like such fun!”

“goodnight KJ, I hope the girl you’ve been talking to can make the 13 hour drive to visit us soon!”

“goodnight MJ—