btw I just got a TV writing job and a small role in a movie. so if my covid test comes back negative in a few days I will (understandably) be going to church again.
this is not a brag. I am an extremely chill person with no ambitions.

it is mostly a warning that I may start believing in god again soon. and last time I did that I was annoying.
answers to FAQs below:

(1) the TV show is GOLDEN GIRLS IN THE CITY -- they're doing a spinoff with the corpses of the original cast. it's set in brooklyn.

(2) the movie is AIR BUD: DRAMA CAMP. I play Gay Counselor #3.

(3) there's a decent chance I have covid in real life
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