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Can’t stop thinking about the tweet I saw that said like, “I am an adult, so I have two friends: my wife and my baby” like I’m sorry what the

CW: dead rodent Anyway so Raffy just brought home a rat & I will be submitting this shot to the wildlife photographer of the year competition Yes, he is just

Oh my god. He is so drunk He is now eating with a distinctly drunken energy WHASSTHIS. ISS DELISHUSS CLAEAN...FACE?? Just...vibin We require cuddles We have relocated for ease of

My cat just brought home a sword How did you get this through the cat flap raffy Also are you the king of England now All hail the rightful king

You ever have that thing where you’re feeling shitty, but feeling shitty in a way where people being nice to you will actively make you feel shittier, so instead you

Long-time readers will know about my feud with the bad continent of Antarcticahttps://twitter.com/zizifothsi/status/1242190385474043910 So the other day I was chatting with @itsdaneesaur on the subject and hit upon an extremely

This used to be a cd rackThe time of cds is over old man, the era of succulents is now I have a totally normal number of props on the

I’m not here to make any comment on the subject of the post other than that I literally cannot comprehend not having a million hobbies and interests and projects to

One of my many charming traits is that every time a piece of media calls a tortoiseshell or calico cat “he” I pause it to give the long and detailed

Sick of people drawing mermaid tails as though they have knee joints in them, you RUBES, mermaids don’t have knees, the tail is an extension of their spine, did you

Just learned a new thing about the platypus, this patchworked river dumbass, God’s drunken mistake, the greatest shame of the antipodes So female platypuses have two ovaries, just like humans,