My cat just brought home a sword
My cat just brought home a sword
My cat just brought home a sword
My cat just brought home a sword
My cat just brought home a sword
How did you get this through the cat flap raffy

Also are you the king of England now
How did you get this through the cat flap raffy Also are you the king of England now
How did you get this through the cat flap raffy Also are you the king of England now
How did you get this through the cat flap raffy Also are you the king of England now
How did you get this through the cat flap raffy Also are you the king of England now
All hail the rightful king of England
I pledge my troth
I pledge my troth
I pledge my troth
Somewhere, a child has just learned a great lesson about tidying up their toys once they’re done playing
Contemplating his newfound power
Contemplating his newfound power
Contemplating his newfound power
Contemplating his newfound power
Contemplating his newfound power
A CONTENDER TO THE THRONE
A CONTENDER TO THE THRONE
A CONTENDER TO THE THRONE
A CONTENDER TO THE THRONE
A CONTENDER TO THE THRONE
Off to slay a dragon
New emotion: sword delight
The ancient art of swordplay
A wise and inscrutable monarch
Behold your king https://twitter.com/zizifothsi/status/1321127636752629761
The most iconic photo I will ever take
Still lowkey devastated that I didn’t grab my phone fast enough to get pictures of how he originally brought it inside, with the middle of the blade clenched between his teeth like a pirate
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