My cat just brought home a sword

How did you get this through the cat flap raffy

Also are you the king of England now

All hail the rightful king of England

I pledge my troth

Somewhere, a child has just learned a great lesson about tidying up their toys once they’re done playing

Contemplating his newfound power

A CONTENDER TO THE THRONE

Off to slay a dragon

New emotion: sword delight

The ancient art of swordplay

A wise and inscrutable monarch

Behold your king https://twitter.com/zizifothsi/status/1321127636752629761

The most iconic photo I will ever take

Still lowkey devastated that I didn’t grab my phone fast enough to get pictures of how he originally brought it inside, with the middle of the blade clenched between his teeth like a pirate