You ever have that thing where you’re feeling shitty, but feeling shitty in a way where people being nice to you will actively make you feel shittier, so instead you just vaguely tweet about it in obnoxious fashion

See, if people say nice things to me it just proves that I have tricked them, which in turn is not a nice thing

I sure hope some hypothetical shithead republicans hypothetically succumb to some hypothetical virus to make me feel better

You know, hypothetically

Anyway I was already feeling low & then I decided to finally watch the finale of the good place which is all about facing your own mortality, so like, nice job, me???

OH SHIT and I forgot to re-order my antidepressant in time and so I’ve not had a full dose of that for like two days MYSTERY SOLVED

Jesus Christ EVERY MONTH. WHEN WILL I LEARN

Same energy