Oh my god. He is so drunk
He is now eating with a distinctly drunken energy
We have relocated for ease of cuddling
Administering forehead smooches
Raffy has come to sniff his brother and to be palpably jealous of the attention he is receiving
NO! THOUGHTS! HEAD! EMPTY!
Knead machine is powered by forehead kisses
I just need you to see the way he has draped himself over me like an inelegant slug
Please stop trying to throw yourself off the chair
Then he stared at my bedside lamp with concentrated wonder, unblinking, for, like, an HOUR
(Yes I gave him a sock so he could have a little pillow)
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